"Nat," Steve sighs for the third time that week into his cell phone, "I already told you I don't want to go out with someone right now," and Bucky is laughing from the couch, so Steve flips him the bird.
"Give me one good reason why not," Natasha demands, and Steve searches for one besides I don't want to fucking date someone right now and comes up blank.
"Because I'm -- I'm dating someone. I started dating someone."
Natasha snorts, and so does Bucky, and Steve makes a face at Bucky as Natasha counters "Then who are they, Rogers?"
"Bucky," Steve says, and Bucky's eyebrows raise practically to his hairline and Steve just kind of thinks fuck, this was a terrible idea.
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