#joltbubble

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-screams and hugs him tightly-

eeeuuurggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why is everyone so obsessed with HUGGING ME ALL THE TIME

I DON’T LIKE IT

now unhand me already, please

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jolltyyy dseonet love me naymore -sniffs- u^u

have i ever said i love anyone

must’ve been under the influence or something if so

BREAKING NEWS!!!i hate everything 

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oH MY GooDDDD jOLTyYYY i missed u u big lug cmereeee -hugsSSS-

eugh eugh eugh eug-

… -awkwardly puts one arm around the other’s shoulders for a few seconds-

you reek of booze

could you stop hugging me now pleasethis is making me uncomfortable

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wait whsos this im drunk as fuNKNnnnnnnncK

… alrighty then

you stumbled your way onto Jolt’s blog, coolkid

long time no see

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whOOOOOOOAOAA

yo i know i was gone for a good while ok no need to be dramatic ‘bout it

stuff happens alright

…so everything cool with you or what

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dude whats up with the eyes

i'm guessing you're asking why they're not the same colour

back when i was an active and selling soda, there was an accident at one of my factories and i got caught in the blast

all my colour was drained away from the injury, and as i got better it slowly came back except for in a few places, which i guess never fully healed

my left eye happens to be one such spot

i can see fine and it left no medical issues, just never filled up back to it's original hue

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-hand he the demolished gameboy held together by only a few wires* Donkey kongs dead to.

-inspects the completely wrecked Gameboy-

... *sigh*yeah i bet Donkey's gone by now. this piece of trash won't be playing anything from now on...

take my stuff again and i'll use your eyeballs as festive home decoration

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Iwasplayingthedonkykong andiwasinatree a bird got pissed.

now why the smeg were you playing in a tree-- no wait don't answer that

i'm convinced the reason is just as braindead as you

... just give me the damn thing