20 Shrek Quotes for Shrek's 20th Anniversary
1. “Who put that boulder there, that is a nice boulder.”
2. “Ogres are like onions. Onions have layers, ogres have layers.”
3. “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?”
4. Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn’t colorblind.”
5. “Well that’s not very nice. It’s just a donkey.”
6. “Do you know the muffin man?”
7. “You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super-fly. But I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.”
8. “Whoa, Shrek did you do that? You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off like that. My mouth was open and everything.” “Believe me Donkey, if it was me, you’d be dead. It’s brimstone. We must be getting close.”
9. “Donkey, two things okay? Shut. Up.”
10. “Now ogres, they’re much worse. They’ll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin, they’ll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it’s quite good on toast.”
11.”This is my swamp.” “OUR swamp.” “Let go Donkey!” “You let go!” “Stubborn jackass!” “Smelly ogre!”
12. “I think I need a hug.”
13. “Dead broad OFF the table!”
14. “I’m the stair master. I’ve mastered the stairs.”
15. “You hear that? She called me a noble steed. She thinks I’m a steed.”
16. “Now really, it’s rude being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”
17. “Oh you definitely need some tic-tacs or something cause your breath STINKS!”
18. “Not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!”
19. “After this is over I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching.”
20. “There’s an arrow in your butt!”