#jerome squalor

[wrongitsablog]

me when i'm esme squalor

[pleasedontembalmme]

i'm not sure if this is about jerome or olaf

[aliceisaperson]

I’ve never felt more pandered by a tv show then when a series of unfortunate events implied that the pathetic sad Rhys Darby character and the pathetic sad Tony Hale character escaped their horrible relationships and started dating eachother.

They wrote that in for me and me specifically.

[nikamarke1]

healing <3

[anticlockfoolish]

Who is your least favourite Baudelaire guardian?

Count Olaf

Uncle Monty

Aunt Josephine

Sir or Charles

Vice Principal Nero

Esme Squalor or Jerome Squalor

Hector

Hal

Madame Lulu

Captain Widdershins

Dewey Denouement

Ishmael

Voting ended onAug 3

[beatricebidelaire]

anyway i’m still thinking about this

lucy punch:

tony hale:

[victorsqualor]

the squalors on their wedding day!

[emmettverhoogen]

BREAKING NEWS

A Wedding In Distress, But Their Penthouse Appartement At 667 Dark Avenue Is To Die For

Celebrities: Something wicked this way comes. Esmé Squalor and Jerome Squalor’s wedding might be in trouble, reports says. Internal sources searched The Daily Punctilio and told the couple who married at the Vineyard of Fragrant Grapes that everything seems to have changed after both of them escaped the Hotel Denouement fire. Sources claim the city’s sixth most important financial advisor’s adoption of a young girl, Carmelita, might be part of the reason for the constant arguments. An external source assumes a shocking secret might be in the way: pregnancy! But who would be the dad? Reporters still ought to investigate Esmé Squalor’s kidnapping during the annual auction at the Veblen Hall at the hands of the evil Count Omar and his treacherous theatrical troupe. The Daily Punctilio searched both parties, but neither of them returned our contact.