if I had a nickel for every time there was a grumpy but slightly pathetic man in an audio drama named Jon who is unanimously hated by his coworkers and bosses, is bisexual, sticks his nose in every mystery, has a butch police officer who bullies him but they are still kind of friends, has that one Incident where he got injured and had to leave work, has been fired/suspended several times from said work, and doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up (seriously it’s problem,) I would have two nickels. Which is weird because why the fuck did it happen twice












