#jonês

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DO YOU KNOW WHO CELEBRATES THEIR 2ND BEEF JERKY ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW

TTTTTTT.TTTTTTT

I WILL BE SOBBING FOREVER BECAUSE IT’S A HELL OF A DAY

BUT I’LL BE SMILING THE WHOLE WAY BECAUSE THE JONÊS LOVE IS STRONG AND WILL CARRY ON

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yes j i was going to answer the whole thing one by one but then i thought screenshots of multiple shirtless steve’s would be more appealing since i already have to deal with you why not make it nice 447onthewashingmachine

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Me: [can't find J in a crowd] wait a sec

Me: [at the top of my lungs] MY WI-FI IS NOT WORKING AND MY PHONE SUCKS ALL TECHNOLOGY IS TERRIBLE

Joana: [peeking through the crowd] WHAT IS HAPPENING INÊS MARIA

Me: oh there she is

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as you may know, your sister wife noticed your tag in that gifset bye

as you may know, your sister wife noticed you are stalking my audio posts bye

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GUYS. It is J's birthday (447onthewashingmachine) She's officially an adult. So go wish this extraordinary human being a happy birthday because her sister wife (aka me) said it was mandatory.

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J tumblr isn't the same without you come back DAMN YOU TECHNICAL ISSUES

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Look at sister wife reblogging Arrow posts from me because I got her addicted *evil laughter*