“I don’t really fall in love per se. I fall in like with people I find interesting and intriguing. Love takes time and effort and commitment and communication to build. And that is a very rare thing indeed.”
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - As long as one of them is alive
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was a slow slide into acceptable insanity
How was their first kiss? - Hesitant at first, but passionate
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Jon
Who is the best man/men? - Carlos, Bill, Joe
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Evelyn, Orchid, Bekah
Who did the most planning? - Lake
Who stressed the most? - Lake
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - It almost ended up being Carlos
Sex:
Who is on top? - Jon more often
Who is the one to instigate things? - Jon
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A round or two
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Jon likes to hand them out like halloween candy
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - A couple
How many children will they adopt? - Lake adopts Meghan
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jon has previous experience so he tends to take it without complaining
Who is the stricter parent? - Lake
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lake
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jon
Who is the more loved parent? - Split; depends on who got the kids in trouble last
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Lake
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jon
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Jon
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Jon
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lake
Who does the grocery shopping? - They tend to go together, but they split up in the store occasionally
How often do they bake desserts? - Jon tries to have something sweet on hand all the time.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Half and half. Lakes makes Jon eat healthier
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jon is definitely surprised
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Jon
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Jon when he’s been experimenting in the kitchen again
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Lake
Who is really against chores? - Jon
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both, or they make the kids do it when they’re older
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jon
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Lake
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lake keeps finding money in the couch. Tends to be more than a dollar though
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Tied
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - All three of them go for a run together
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Lake has the decorations out at the appropriate time. Jon leaves it to her
What are their goals for the relationship? - Not dying, not killing each other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jon. Lake has early yoga classes to teach
Who plays the most pranks? - It can go back and forth for a while before the ceasefire
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
BELOW THE CUT
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - As long as Jon’s still alive
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took a bit but when it happened it was fast and hard
How was their first kiss? - Shy
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Jon
Who is the best man/men? - Jake, Bill
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Skye, Bekah
Who did the most planning? - Deryn
Who stressed the most? - Jon
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - A mutual acquaintance who pissed both of them off at the last minute
Sex:
Who is on top? - Jon usually
Who is the one to instigate things? - Tends to be more Jon
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - As long as they feel like
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Jon likes to outdo Deryn for orgasms given
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Three
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jon has prior experience
Who is the stricter parent? - Jon
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jon again
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Three for three, Jon
Who is the more loved parent? - Deryn of course
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Jon. Deryn got banned
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jon, they were tears of pride and thankfulness
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Jon
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Jon
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Deryn, just to bug Jon
Who does the grocery shopping? - They do it together
How often do they bake desserts? - Occasionally
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - If there’s no meat it’s not a real meal
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - If Deryn made dinner it would be a surprise to Jon
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both of them
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Deryn
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Jon
Who is really against chores? - Jon
Who cleans up after the pets? - I don’t see them having pets they have to really “clean up” after
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jon
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Deryn
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Deryn finds money everywhere in Jon’s apartment
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jon likes his time in the water
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - When they get into the spirit, whether it’s months before or the day before
What are their goals for the relationship? - Get Skye her own apartment, deal with long term angst and guilt
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of them, the lazy bones
