A professional with HIGH standards and crisp white shirts
more about he under the cut
Mah gawd where to begin...
Jonas is a mob boss' personal assistant, torture expert, and guard dog. His trademarks are his crisp white shirts and leather gloves.
This man CLAWED his way from rags to riches. Born and raised in white trash/trailer park -esque family/environment he was an easy target for local gangs, but little did they know, they were trying to groom a psychotic motherfucker into their ranks. In his late teens he pretty much ran the underworld in his town until they were suddenly overrun by a bigger gang.
Jonas found himself in the clutches of Tito Rana, the head of the rival gang that all but wiped them out. He resists at first, Tito tries to get his men beat some manners into him, but he ends up admiring the young man's tenacity and offers him a deal instead - Jonas sees his chance to take over an even bigger organisation and works HARD to earn Tito's trust.
He makes a complete 180 from street kid to sophisticated fucker, taking Tito's lessons on manners to heart to win his trust and get close enough, and suddenly he gets promoted to personal assistant?? He did NOT see that coming, but it turns out Tito wasn't born yesterday and Jonas' promotion is very much a "keep your enemies closer" kind of deal.
Jonas is conflicted at first. He's in charge of pretty much the entire organisation just like he wanted, but he's also being held on a tight leash by his boss. Still, over time and through various incidents he mellows out a bit and learns to respect Tito for real, though the urge to hurt him is still there in the back of his mind~
He's good at his job. Tito can ask him for anything and he'll find a way to make it happen. His favourite assignments are the ones where he gets to personally extract information from someone, because he's still a lil psycho and loves breaking people into tiny little pieces.
His least favourite job is recruiting, especially after bringing Fetch on board. He worked so hard to get where he was, and now this new guy is besties with his boss?? The audacity. He gets to take out some frustration on him tho. [dead dove! Mind the tags!]
Jonas has more good sides to him though! Besides being an expert torturer, he's also kind of an ally. He will use your preferred pronouns, whether you're a guest or a victim, and he certainly won't judge your romantic/sexual interests considering his own (secret) partner is non-binary. Their name is Angel and they're secret because he hasn't told anyone at work he started dating them.
Fun fact: He always goes by just 'Jonas' and when asked about his last name he'll always give a different answer. Not to be extra or mysterious, but because he's gotten tired of having to explain that his name really is Jonas Jonas - that's it. That's his name.
Anyway! Here's an awesome portrait @scarletfish8eta made and you can read some stories in which he appears here, here and here
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