May 8
Everyone else: Hershell Panzer is a wonderful (if somewhat distant) father who loves and completely accepts Johnny and is absolutely shattered by his son's death 💔
Me: What if Hershell is abusive? What if he kidnapped Johnny and forced him to be his son and conform to his desires and hates him anyway simply because of his heritage? What if he sees Johnny as a monster and is relieved to hear that he's dead? What if Johnny actually faked his death and ran back to his original family the first chance he got? What if Rupert Price and Dave Panpa are the only people who genuinely care about him?
What if IoS is the best thing that happens to Johnny in all of the timelines?
What if Johnny Panzer is actually Jonathan Suave?