#jongathens

[chittaphontherapper]

{`pats your cheek lightly.} I respond fine to illits too.

[chittaphontherapper]

★ why have I never talked to you oh god

If we kissed:

[✓] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[✓] Slap/Push you away.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[✓] Um no.

[] YES.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[✓] No. I barely know you omg

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[✓] Let’s do it. Because you're fucking Kim Jongin

[✓] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[✓] Yes.

[] No.

We should talk more oh man

[xluhannie]

Just because you're blind doesn't mean other people are. {`taps your nose lightly.} You should be happy you're somewhat... friends with someone as stunningly gorgeous as I am.

I don't really have anything to say to this. 

[xluhannie]

And pray tell, how exactly am I stupid? You have failed to clarify that for me yet. I can't help I'm hilarious and attractive.

Hilarious, yes. Attractive-- not so much.

[xluhannie]

I remember everything you say? It's a writer thing. You keep it stored away later just in case you need to use it for something. Like right now... I'm using it to make you laugh and feel like an idiot.

You're still stupid.

[xluhannie]

I'm pretty sure you did... Or you told me to burn in hell with him or something? There was something about Bieber...

How on Earth do you remember that?! I told you to "go die in a whole with Justin Bieber."

[xluhannie]

.... Didn't you compare me to Bieber once?

... No!

[xluhannie]

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Alright, alright. I’ll behave. {`nods slowly.}

Good boy. {' /Tosses you a treat; }