#jonnycore

[countrygnomes]

jonnycore

[fairbanksicedogs]

you, too, can be bastard!

[fairbanksicedogs]

i’m dumb, pretty, and have good hair i am the ideal hockey player

[fairbanksicedogs]

i was tagged by ys @malkinse to post my lock screen, home screen, & the 18th photo in my gallery — ft. a lockscreen i got from vgk’s wallpaper wednesday, a pic of me and platonic soulmate, & a screenshot of trevor zegras’ insta that made me Big Emo

tagging: @stromeuh @kuraly @samgirard @ehsidney @philippsgrubauer @thirdroundcanes cause y’all are the last few mutuals in my notifs! feel free to ignore lol. also anyone who wants to join in can :)

[fairbanksicedogs]

last night i had a wack ass dream that a pro hockey player came out as gay but it was someone Bad so everyone on hockey tumblr had very mixed feelings about it, but non-hockey tumblr went “this is just like check please” and proceeded to woobify the shit out of him and defend all the fucked up stuff he did cause he’s a sweet innocent gay baby who didn’t know better. and in the dream i was like. ESPN’s Token Gay TM sports reporter or something so they made me interview him and people started shipping us and i woke up in a cold sweat

[fairbanksicedogs]

20 Question Game

tagged by @sldneycrosby tysm love!!

Nickname:

my full first name is jonathan but it doesn’t have the same Vibe as jonny u kno. also that was my grandpa’s name and he was a shithead. my middle name is mitch so i was mitch/mitchy/mitchell in high school

Zodiac sign:

sagittarius bby

Hogwarts house:

slytherin lyfe

Height:

5′9 short man gang

Last thing I googled:

“how fast does an object sink in water”

Fave musicians:

i don’t really know cause i listen to a lot of different music from different genres but portugal the man and ninja sex party both slap

Song stuck in my head:

i’ve had what was i thinkin by dierks bentley stuck in my head for two days

Followers:

476 :)

Following:

230! i feel like most of them are inactive tho sadly

Do you get asks:

i get random anons sometimes and it makes me v happy thank y’all

Amount of sleep:

at least 7 hrs

Lucky number:

19

What are you wearing:

yellow crocs, khaki shorts, a leaf print black and green shirt, and a kings hat i got for free 

Dream job:

the Dream job would be to be a sports agent but the realistic dream job is in like. marketing/front office side for a sports team

Instruments played:

i used to be able to play the sax but i gave that up in middle school lmaooo

Languages spoken:

english and spanish fluently and i can kind of understand japanese when its spoken to me

Favourite song:

this is gonna sound so weird but i love chelsea dagger it slaps so hard or: hand of god - outro by jon bellion

Random fact:

i’m freaky flexible: i can hit a full middle split, both my shoulders are double jointed, and i can do a backbend and then grab my ankles

Aesthetic:

repressed gay frat boy

Dream trip:

i’d love to go to new zealand and hike where they filmed lord of the rings :))

Tagging:

anyone who wants to do it can and like just pretend i tagged u! sorry i’m so bad about tagging people

[fairbanksicedogs]

zak do all the unlucky numbers!!

anon i like this. very creative :)))

4. (unlucky in china) do you like your name? why?

zak isn’t my real name but i picked it cause i like zak saturday so yeah! lov it. and my real name is like. the most common male name in the world but i share it with a bunch of cool people and also it’s my grandfather’s name. i’ve got 2 middle names and one of them is my great grandfather’s name and the other is mitch. i didn’t like that before i got into hockey cause the only thing i associated it with was mitch mcconnell but now i rock the mitch marner vibes

7. (unlucky in china/thailand/vietnam) what color hair do you have?

brown! darker in the winter and lighter in the summer

8. (unlucky in india) what kind of car do you drive? color?

i don’t have a car anymore but i used to have a silver 2001 rav 4 that i named brian o’conner

9. (unlucky in japan) where do you shop?

wherever’s on sale, babey! actually tho i love vans and that’s half my wardrobe cause i go whenever they have sales and always participate in their giveaways and deals. if i ever go pro vans sponsor me *eyes emoji* also target cause it’s nearby my campus

17. (unlucky in italy) how many times a week do you shower?

i shower after i exercise or go somewhere gross so… at least five? usually more like 6 or 7. idk if that’s a high or low amount. i think the most times i’ve ever showered in a week was like 14 when i was working out twice a day and working at a coffee shop (n getting drinks spilled all over me :/)

24. (unlucky in japan) how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

$15.43

39. (unlucky in afghanistan) do you have a nickname? what is it? 

all my nicknames are based off my real name but yeah! i have a lot of them. also people called me mitch in high school. a few people call me footsie

43. (unlucky in japan) what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

oily? i’m greasy but i think all teenage boys are, so :|

66. (666 unlucky in christianity) have you ever won a spelling bee?

5th grade mothafuckaaaaa (even though my spelling now doesn’t reflect it)

(okay i think that’s all of them!!)

send me numbers!!!