#jonny.txt

[crawlingwires]

plot armor? more like I'm plotting and you better have armor.

[captainjonnydville]

Air jail :)

PUT ME DOWN

[tardistism]

the way some of you want rtd to be transphobic so bad….

first it’s because “rose being deadnamed will bring more transphobia” when trans women (including yasmin finney) had spoken about how the scene was well executed

then it’s making up that rtd misgendered maestro in an interview

now it’s oh maestro being called daddy when they’re played by a transfem actor is sooooo weird.

i hate to tell u this but as a transmasc who’s comfortable with certain female nouns it’s truly not that deep….. it’s almost like character ≠ actor…..

so long as jinkx is comfortable it’s really fine. and if you’re not transfem i’m begging you to stop talking oml

[villafordefeatedvillains]

Would love love LOVE to hear about your Discworld headcanons and ships! Anything you'd like to talk about!

going to talk about some hogfather headcanons because we have Many Thoughts. - i know some people ship susan and teatime, however i see them as more of a wlw/mlm hostility. also, i took the "inner babysitter" line way too literally. if i made an au where he lives, susan would consider herself responsible for making sure he doesn't kill her granddad/anyone else. on the other hand, teatime would be trying to make her life as hellish as possible. insert image of susan with him on one of those child leashes here. - while quoth, squeaker (the death of rats) and death all want susan to come back and help with the "family business", albert doesn't like her as much. he just sort of tolerates her, and prays that she doesn't muck up his quiet retirement. he also doesn't like her reminding him that too much sherry is Not Good. he doesn't hate susan, per say, but whenever death sends her hogswatch cards, he always manages to sneak a little "don't visit" on there. - speaking of an au where teatime lives, i present to you the funniest (this is subjective) idea for a ship/character interaction. teatime does SOMETHING to get himself in the cells of the watch house, and before susan can bail him out, william de worde visits him for an interview. teatime proceeds to act like a lovesick puppy, partially because he is genuinely interested but also partially because it freaks the fuck outta william. susan bails teatime out, and then has to deal with the consequences of her charge being gay (read: sending william bouquets that always smell disconcertingly of blood, with roses that seem a little too red) - albert is the one who upkeeps the gardens at death's place. he figures that there's not much else to do, right? sometimes death brings him cuttings from various exotic and possibly dangerous plants. - death was actually really good at being the hogfather. - teatime will tell anyone who listens about his "tragic backstory". the backstory changes every time. nobody knows which one, if any, are the truth. - most of the hogfather crew sound the same as in the movie. except teatime. yes he's supposed to be creepy. no he's not supposed to be johnny depp's willy wonka style creepy and i will DIE on this hill. if anyone wants to ever write like. fanfic based on any of these go ahead but PLEASE link it to me because I am so starved of content

[divineconsumption]

“The earth inhales God, why should we not do the same?”

capax universi- st. thomas aquinas

[eragons]

i know everyone, including paolini, says the elves from inheritance cycle are beautiful, but i prefer to imagine them as beautiful in an otherworldly, almost alien way. their skin is too smooth, their limbs are too long, their faces are too angular, and their eyes are too cat-like (dragon-like). they move too quickly and quietly. they hear things they shouldn’t. they know things they shouldn’t. magic infuses their very beings. their minds are musical and to know them is to walk through the deepest forests of ellesmera without even the stars to guide you.

but they’re beautiful.

even standing next to a human, it’s hard to realize how wrong elves look. it’s like comparing apples to oranges. they’re not human so they shouldn’t look like humans, right? their abstractness and strangeness isn’t apparent unless you look at eragon, half-man and half-elf, and just slightly out of proportion. beautiful, princely, graceful, sure. but he puts you on edge. you’re drawn to him. he’s both mundane and entirely alien. dissonant. he makes you realize how different elves and humans really are.

elves terrify you. they entrance you. they make you feel attracted and unsafe and seen from the inside out. you want them on your side (you don’t want to turn your back on them). their thoughts, their morals, are foreign to mortals.

but they’re beautiful.

(my favorite piece of trivial, throwaway information from inheritance is that the elves and the ra’zac are from the same place. it means the ra’zac evolved to hunt elves. and the elves evolved as the ra’zac’s prey.)

[fairbanksicedogs]

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[dep-yo-tee]

*considers going back to old work*

*face makes a weird twitch thing*

Yeah, ur right.