Alexander Newall and Jonny just KEPT COMPLAINING about how they made the most unfuckable monster, leading to the great Tma twink event of 2024, and then they put mr bonzo into a strip club. They are literally the funniest people ever I think.
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Alexander Newall and Jonny just KEPT COMPLAINING about how they made the most unfuckable monster, leading to the great Tma twink event of 2024, and then they put mr bonzo into a strip club. They are literally the funniest people ever I think.
The tmagp twink monster war is my favorite thing to ever come out of this fandom. The determination to twinkify every monster bc alex and jonny wish it to not be so is absolutely hilarious, and I salute all the brave souls participating rn in twinkifying bonzo. Godspeed.
Things to remember about Magnus Protocol:
1. It's in a parallel universe. In which, the events that took place during the story of The Magnus Archives podcast, never happened. Due to the fire taking place circa 2000 (I believe it was stated as 1999)
2. Any statements that were given or events that took place prior to the fire? Head cannon what you want at this point. We're two episodes in. Nothing means anything yet.
3. Clearly Jonny and Alex are playing some form of "character". Would it make "sense" if somehow they are are Jon and Martin? Possibly. Probably. Or are they just a way to keep the primary storytellers from the original series in the new show, in a way that doesn't murder "established canon". Either way, Nester or Chorris ship fans stand up!
4. The entities? Avatars? Artifacts? Rituals? Anything? They might not even remotely apply here. I believe both Alex and Jonny have said that you don't need to have prior knowledge of The Magnus Archives to enjoy Protocol. Will it help? Fucking maybe? Or not?
5. It is a podcast.
Merci à @drblobfish pour avoir suggéré cette blague extrêmement drôle.
Woe is a loveless life
I'm surrounded by faces who can't love me back as much as I love them.
Tangent below:
I know they feel something towards me, but I don't think they understand how much I adore them, how much they all mean to me, how their little quirks and smiles and habits mean the world to me. I'm in love with everything they are and can become and have been. Do not mistake this as romantic love but rather the purest form of platonic adoration. One day I'm going to die and I hope that I would've meant something to you by the time I leave this earth. I love you all. This is my love letter to all my beautiful, perfect friends.
Love,
Me, a stupid Martin kinnie
EXCUSE ME
This is why my screen time is so high
jonny “burger mic” d’ville