venus the benus

this might as well be a magnuspod blog (24 • she/they)

[madlensims]

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Public Jul/3/26

[vee-thebee]

okay i’m reading dark places by gillian flynn and i am currently on page 43 i want to call it right now that it wasn’t ben and it was actually the dad runner and when patty was saying “run run don’t don’t” she wasn’t telling the girls to run from ben she was telling runner to not do whatever it was he was doing. will rb when i’m done

[vee-thebee]

Hehehe! Protocol is back in this month! Lalalalalala

oh honey no. JULY 16th. 14th if ur early access.

we still got a month y’all buckle up 😭

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[factual-entropy]

shitty edit of panel 2765

[vee-thebee]

starting off pride month seeing a h*rry p*tter post on my feed get me the fuck out of here

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[vee-thebee]

feeling too emotionally stable recently so i'm rewatching spn

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[vee-thebee]

i’m half tempted to bring my quads back with me next time i visit my parents because i’ve recently been informed that we have a fucking skate park? holy shit?? and like i might be mediocre at best at skating however i do have audacity and would love to actually get better at skating.

[sexhaver]

the death of Sora has thrown AI video generation back into a sort of Dark Ages and it's been really good actually

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]