Polychives AU where Tim, Martin, and Sasha all immediately fall in love with Jon makes my heart so warm :)
Specially like a coffee AU or something and Jon is obviously the oblivious customer who hasn't even noticed the three waiters batting their lashes at him from across the counter. Sometimes Martin makes him form art which he compliments, or Tim chats him up, or Sasha discuses what sort of work he does.
And- them discussing him after work. Martin talking about how cute he is, Sasha wondering how one man can look so perfectly hug sized, Tim wanting to chew him like a squeaky toy, etc.
I just think Jon deserves to be loved a bit, you know?







