#poly archives

[pillowspace]

Polyarchives, Polychives, etc. etc.

I put my whole heart into this, I am placing it into your hands with great care

Close-ups:

[workplacecomedian]

Yall....to all the poly archives/polychives/johnmartimsha/etc shippers.....you're missing out SO hard on the name qprchives/qparchives. Read that again. It just rolls off the tongue. AND it's arguably more open to more nuanced dynamics if you wanna get pedantic

[birdifulhuman]

Just some good old, sad cryptids. Anyways, just a silly au that no one has any context for except for @henry-real and me.

[goldenhawk-k]

Fuck it.

Drafting up a fic titled “Tim Stoker’s Daring Quest to Date All of his Coworkers”

[polychives]

Polychives AU where Tim, Martin, and Sasha all immediately fall in love with Jon makes my heart so warm :)

Specially like a coffee AU or something and Jon is obviously the oblivious customer who hasn't even noticed the three waiters batting their lashes at him from across the counter. Sometimes Martin makes him form art which he compliments, or Tim chats him up, or Sasha discuses what sort of work he does.

And- them discussing him after work. Martin talking about how cute he is, Sasha wondering how one man can look so perfectly hug sized, Tim wanting to chew him like a squeaky toy, etc.

I just think Jon deserves to be loved a bit, you know?

[justablah56]

guys look

it's my most favoritest polycule :]

(click for better quality)

also @crazydreamer6 it has been completed 😌

[radio-dead-zone]

You know what..I like you.

*qprs your poly archives*

[stargaze-art]

The Magnus Archives: Incorrect Quotes

Tim: oh give us the tea

Martin, making him his sixth cup of tea: wow Tim sure likes when I make him drinks

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Martin: It’s a surprise

Jon: Surprises? In my Martin? I suppose it’s more likely than you think.

Martin: ... Jonathan Elizabeth Sims, did you just meme?

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Jon: a six letter word for something sweet, but hard to get. Something that’s really really saccharine and good for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Tim, excitedly: MARTIN

Jon: ... it fits

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Martin: ... Jon, what’cha got there?

Jon, holding a drink in one hand and a tape recorder and a file of pictures from his stalking adventures in the other: ... a smoothie

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Martin: I need you to swear—

Tim: FUCK

Martin: ... Swear as in promise—

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That’s all for now but there will most definitely be more