#jonya

[apocalyptic-mailman]

Ik no one cares about Thrones anymore, but someone did the genetic math on Jon and Daenerys’s hookup, and Jonaerys is actually way more incestuous than Jonsa or Jonya; Jon and Dany share about 44% of their DNA, because in addition to being aunt and nephew, they’re also first cousins once removed, second cousins once removed, and first cousins once removed AGAIN, because the Targ family tree is more of a ladder than a tree. Jon and the Stark kids share about 13% of their DNA, which is slightly higher than cousins normally do (12.5%), but an order of magnitude less incestuous than Jon and Dany. I know that everyone acknowledges that both of those ships are incestuous, but just how much less incestuous Jonsa is has been waaay understated.

Some other interesting genetic math: Dany and Rhaegar shared 88% of their DNA, which is approaching identical twins; Jaime and Cersei share 56% of their DNA; and Daenerys is more inbred than Charles II. Dany has a coefficient of inbreeding of 0.375 (37.5% of her DNA is homozygous, which means that she has a set of two of the same alleles on a whopping 37.5% of her genome; closer to 1 means more inbred), and Charles II was around 0.26. Honestly, Daenerys shouldn’t even be alive, let alone as good-looking as Emilia Clarke.

So, TLDR, Jon and Dany are genetically closer to siblings than aunt and nephew, their hookup is just slightly less incestuous than Jaime and Cersei’s twincest, it’s mathematically about four times as incestuous as Jon and either of his female cousins hooking up, and by all rights Daenerys should’ve been stillborn.

[wild-stdreams]

anya cartwright + jonathan morgenstern :: to love a monster

most of all, be careful. you might be poisonous to him.

(x)

[joyjuhee]

Lyanna and Arya parallel 

Her father sighed. “Ah, Arya. You have a wildness in you, child. ‘The wolf blood,’ my father used to call it. Lyanna had a touch of it, and my brother Brandon more than a touch. […]” (Arya, A Game of Thrones)

[…] “Lyanna might have carried a sword, if my lord father had allowed it. You remind me of her sometimes. You even look like her.” (Arya, A Game of Thrones)

“ You ride like a northman, milady. Your aunt was the same.”

The girl was the older and taller of the two. Arya! Bran thought eagerly, as he watched her leap up onto a rock and cut at the boy. But that couldn’t be right. If the girl was Arya, the boy was Bran himself, and he had never worn his hair so long. And Arya never beat me playing swords, the way that girl is beating him. (Bran, A Dance with Dragons)

Whelp, I guess Jon in a way doesn’t absolutely know nothing about his mother, he grew up with a replica of her! And I just love the fact Jon is the one to give Arya her first sword, allowing her to reach her full (deadly) potential. 

[cheersdoge]

“Needle was Robb and Bran and Rickon, her mother and her father, even Sansa. Needle was Winterfell's grey walls, and the laughter of its people. Needle was the summer snows, Old Nan's stories, the heart tree with its red leaves and scary face, the warm earthy smell of the glass gardens, the sound of the north wind rattling the shutters of her room. Needle was Jon Snow's smile. He used to mess my hair and call me "little sister," she remembered, and suddenly there were tears in her eyes.”

- George R. R. Martin, A Feast for Crows

[joyjuhee]

Sansa: “whose fingers are those?”

Arya: “No one’s.”

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 The look Sansa and Littlefinger shared after Jon is declared king of the north makes me nervous and sincerely believe that she may betray Jon to get the title and credit she thinks she deserves.

 I imagine  Arya  arriving at Winterfell while Jon is away making alliances with Dany (another player Littlefinger would consider a threat) and so we have Sansa and little finger plotting to take over the north away and rid Jon.

  Besides Arya’s suspicion of little finger, seeing Sansa deny Jon as true family due to him being a bastard half brother causes friction  and enmity between the two sisters.  Arya is more loyal and protective of Jon than she is for her sister, but  she does not want to directly harm Sansa due to her father’s request (about starks not fighting amongst themselves)

Thus she assassinates Littlefinger and brings back his fingers (as a token) to Sansa  to prevent her sister from committing any future unforgivable betrayal.  What are sisters for? ( for stopping each other from doing stupid things )

 Plus she gets a new dagger.

[nihilismbot]

Cageblade for meme

curses like a sailor: Johnny. Sonya stopped when Cassie was born. She still does curse some times, but she tries to not.does the chores voluntarily: Sonya gets chores done immediately, Johnny does chores once a week.wants to marry their bed: Johnny. Waking up is haaaard!gets awkward about romantic gestures: Sonya. She gets very uncomfortable when men return her feelings.stays in the shower for what seems like hours: Johnny will stay in baths forever. Both take quick showers though. (Sonya doesn’t like baths as they’re too indulgent which confuses Johnny since that’s the point????)would adopt a million cats if given the chance: Johnny. Sonya’s more of a dog person. But She’s even more of a “I don’t really have time for a pet” person.fixes stuff around the house / apartment: Sonya learned more from Jax. She still goes to Jax with complicated concerns.watches too many Disney movies: Johnny watches too many movies in general!gets drunk off of champagne: Johnny because he drank too much. If they were going drink-for-drink Sonya would be down first, but she probably only had two glasses over the course of the night whereas Johnny kept going.cries when the ASPCA commercials come on: Johnny sniffles. 

[nihilismbot]

cageblade for meme please

General:

Rate the Ship Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs-I used to like it a lot more, but now they just seem very incompatible 

How long will they last? -Not long :(

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -Johnny was physically attracted to Sonya. Sonya was physically attracted to Johnny.

How was their first kiss? -Drunk!

Wedding:

Who proposed? -Johnny. He wanted to show he was in those whole child thing with Sonya!

Who is the best man/men? -Jax

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Vera

Who did the most planning? -It was probably a small informal thing. Not much planning needed.

Who stressed the most? -They were both pretty stressed! They were going to have a baby!.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.-Itty bitty.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -I wonder if they invited anyone or if they just signed papers?

Sex:

Who is on top? -Johnny?

Who is the one to instigate things? -Alcohol

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now-Sonya is too busy most of the time and isn’t all that interested either.

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head-I mean, the lights are on...

How long do they normally last? -Two minutes.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?-Johnny likes to give Sonya more, but sometimes she doesn’t want to be touched that much.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.-It’s rare and not very kinky, but they are fairly rough!

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.-Sonya is pretty touch-exhausted after sex and needs some alone time.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -One!

How many children will they adopt? -None. They probably shouldn’t have even had the one :(

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Johnny. Sonya is too busy

Who is the stricter parent? -Sonya “No Fun” Blade

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -No one! Both parents are so busy!!! :<

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Johnny! Sometimes he’ll do this the night before because he has to leave before Cassie in the morning.

Who is the more loved parent? -Johnny! Poor Sonya. She does love her daughter

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?-Johnny when he isn’t busy.

Who cried the most at graduation? -Johnny. His little punkin is growing up!!!!

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Sonya. She’s better connected.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -The pizzeria!

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Johnny. Johnny wonders if Sonya even has taste buds.

Who does the grocery shopping? -Johnny.Which is terrible, he forgets things all the time.

How often do they bake desserts? -Johnny and Cassie bake a lot of desserts. Johnny loves sweets.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Salad. Johnny tries to balance his diet and Sonya eats healthy.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Johnny. Then Sonya’s too busy to show up :(

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Johnny. Sonya’s had a hard day! 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -Johnny since he’s more likely to be cooking.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -Johnny. Sonya needs to be there more. 

Who is really against chores? -Baby Cassie. They’re boring!!!!

Who cleans up after the pets?-Johnny. Except they don’t have pets.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Johnny. At least he tried.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Sonya. Socializing is hard!

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Cassie! Score!

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? -Johnny. Complete with singing.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -What dogs?

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Johnny decorates for everything.

What are their goals for the relationship? -Johnny wants a happy family! Sonya wants a safe family. You wouldn’t think these goals are as at odds as they are!

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Johnny.

Who plays the most pranks? -Johnny. Sonya does not appreciate it.

[nihilismbot]

cageblade for meme please

Who’s shy about their first kiss?: I think their first kiss happened while their inhibitions were lowered. So, no shyness on either part.Who would have to call the other, because they know that the other is bad at getting out of bed in the morning?: Sonya. Johnny, you have work, stop slacking!Who has to force the other to eat breakfast?: Sonya would, except she feels that it’s Johnny’s problem if he thinks a donut is a complete breakfast.If one would want a dog and the other would want a cat, who would get what they wanted?: Maybe a cat, they don’t have time for a dog.Who hangs up first late at night?: Sonya. She’s got things to do!Who reads fanfiction about them?: Johnny. He loves it all.Who writes fanfiction about them?: Johnny. It’s all terribleWho catches the other when they fall?: Johnny would do this. Though it would irritate Sonya even if it was helpful. (Mostly because Johnny wouldn’t just catch her, he’d catch her and then say something stupid. Like “I see you’ve fallen for me”)Who makes hearts of the dough when they make bread?: Cassie. Johnny thinks it’s cute. Sonya tries to explain that they won’t keep their shape. Who eats their food cold, because the other was too impatient for the microwave oven to be done?: What is thisWho drags the other to watch their favourite band?: Johnny would suggest it, but Sonya prefers quiet nights in.Who gets jealous of the other liking the band too much?: No.Who gets mad at the other the easiest?: Sonya. Johnny rubs her the wrong way a lot :\Who kisses the other’s cheek to cheer them up?: Neither. This might just irritate Sonya more if Johnny did it. And Sonya doesn’t feel comfortable doing this.When eating out, who wants to stay just a little bit longer though they’re done eating?: Johnny. There’s no rush! They can relax for a bit longer.Who listens to the same song over and over, and annoys the other with it?: Johnny. But Sonya will retaliate. Who has a hard time opening the jam-glass?: Johnny. Sonya, halp!Who doesn’t tell the other that they love them often, but shows it with small gestures instead?: Sonya. Love is hard and feelings are scary!