#jonaerys

[court-jester-art]

the dragon has three heads and two of them won't stop making out

(like this art? my commissions are open!)

[timetravellingtyrion]

i think it'd be so funny if every stark adored dany. especially in a snowstorm scenario because you've essentially got sansa whispering "how the fuck did jon pull that" and everyone else going "RIGHT???"

[anneeeboleyn]

asoiaf tumblr is the funniest place on earth because you have people writing 20k word essays debating whether jon snow should shag his hot cousin or hot aunt.

[sylkithecat]

Before the season/series finale, I just want to say that I've come to terms with the fact that sylki might not be an endgame, and I'm okay with it... As long as we're not going to get a jonaerys ending.

like bruh... come on. let them be happy (together or not), they deserve it. also, I need my boss to be busy tomorrow morning at 9am, so I watch ep 6 at peace.  😂 

[madmanwonder]

Daenerys felt her pale, smooth cheeks turned in a deep shade of red when she saw him entered her throne room with a quiet but powerful air of confidence and command.

The man was tall and big, twice her size and stood tall and imposing with a tall, powerful and broad-shouldered warrior frame. His dark eyes stared at her with a sharp, stoic gaze, looking straight in her heart and soul. Seeing her inner self with thunder-like intensity and strength of dominant alpha wolf.

“Queen Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen.” His voice, low and powerful with a rumbling note of confidence and power that had her flinched at the imposing baritone. “I Jon Whitewolf, King of the Kingdom of North and Trident came to treat with you….”

‘By the Old and New Gods…why do he make me feel like a maiden with a handsome warrior.’ Daenerys thought as her purple eyes looked at the tall, raven-haired and beautiful northern warrior-king. Trying to calm her heart with great effort and not to swooned by his magnetic aura of stoicism and confidence.

[quiet--menace]

Rules: DON’T REBLOG THIS ONE, MAKE A NEW POST!

List the first lines of the last ten (10) stories you published. Look to see any patterns you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any. Then tag some friends.

* The carousel that was New York kept turning in spite of a building half burning down.

* Spinner’s end was a time capsule of retro decor, faded furniture and leather bound books.

* By the look of Kaz’s posture and the fact that Inej had disappeared from her spot on the rooftop, Jesper could tell it was going to be B A D with a capital B – A Barely Averted Disaster. 

* “Off your feet, Sansa.”

* The last of the twins, no longer identical - one with a stained collar and the other with a torn pant leg- lunged for him.

* Bloodletting was always the plan. 

* Jon stilled and pressed a hand to Daenerys’s mouth, muting her cries.

* Fedyor didn’t know a single Ravkan who hadn’t lost a close family member.

* In the days following the great battle of Winterfell, its victors wished themselves as dead as their enemies.

* “What do you hope to find in there?” Clee asked as they arrived.

I sure love a lengthy opener. I blame exposure to Russian literature.

I also seem to have an aversion to starting with names or pronouns.

If I knew any writers I’d tag them…Thanks for the tag @dreaminghour

[apocalyptic-mailman]

Ik no one cares about Thrones anymore, but someone did the genetic math on Jon and Daenerys’s hookup, and Jonaerys is actually way more incestuous than Jonsa or Jonya; Jon and Dany share about 44% of their DNA, because in addition to being aunt and nephew, they’re also first cousins once removed, second cousins once removed, and first cousins once removed AGAIN, because the Targ family tree is more of a ladder than a tree. Jon and the Stark kids share about 13% of their DNA, which is slightly higher than cousins normally do (12.5%), but an order of magnitude less incestuous than Jon and Dany. I know that everyone acknowledges that both of those ships are incestuous, but just how much less incestuous Jonsa is has been waaay understated.

Some other interesting genetic math: Dany and Rhaegar shared 88% of their DNA, which is approaching identical twins; Jaime and Cersei share 56% of their DNA; and Daenerys is more inbred than Charles II. Dany has a coefficient of inbreeding of 0.375 (37.5% of her DNA is homozygous, which means that she has a set of two of the same alleles on a whopping 37.5% of her genome; closer to 1 means more inbred), and Charles II was around 0.26. Honestly, Daenerys shouldn’t even be alive, let alone as good-looking as Emilia Clarke.

So, TLDR, Jon and Dany are genetically closer to siblings than aunt and nephew, their hookup is just slightly less incestuous than Jaime and Cersei’s twincest, it’s mathematically about four times as incestuous as Jon and either of his female cousins hooking up, and by all rights Daenerys should’ve been stillborn.

[evax3]

Couple aesthetic for the most popular A Song of Ice and Fire pairings on Ao3.