#joobaloob

[r10t3r]

hi Drink, I'm nick

hi nick im dirnk

[r10t3r]

on a scale from hella to not, how drunk?

this many alcohols*holds up an orange*that many

[systlin]

You once said on a post that you "figured out how to triple-distill and vacuum-extract coffee to raise the caffeine concentration 20-30x." You also said you "didn’t sleep for 2 days and was convinced that [you] could feel air molecules." What was your recipe/lab setup for that?

Right here my friend. 

[mys-maialibre]

@joobaloob and my’s cat has a habit of jumping up on the bed once we’ve decided to go to sleep, and curling up at our feet. 

It’s nice. 

The other night, around 2am, I was on the outside and facing out. My eyes were open and I was chatting with Nick. No cat. 

I blinked.

The cat, in the time span of my BLINK, jumped onto the bed right in front of my face. 

When I opened my eyes from said blink, I suddenly saw a black mass with slightly reflective eyes staring right at me. 

I SHRIEKED and jumped back into Nick, which caused the cat to freak out, jump straight into the air and back, off the bed. 

Fucking cat.

[mys-maialibre]

*Nick is stretching to hand me the laptop cable*

Nick: Oh my god it's like that Michelangelo painting.

Me: Wha...?

Nick: With God and David and the finger pointing.

Me: You mean Adam? From The Creation of Adam?

Nick: I don't know, I guess? How am I supposed to know; all of his men look the same - ripped bod, tiny penis.

[mys-maialibre]

So the boyf (I guess I should start saying fiancé but boyf is so cute) has started doing this REALLY FUCKING AWFUL thing in his sleep where he shifts to be completely diagonal across the bed and shoves me off MY OWN GORRAM BED for his own comfort while sweating like we’re in the Mojave Wastelands.

So here I am up since 6 am and unable to go back to sleep because of his shitty sleep habits.

H8u.

Ugh.

We went to bed at 2.

[mys-maialibre]

What I enjoy about being in an open relationship is that I don't have the smothering feeling of being 'bound' or obligated to Nick. 

Like, we're not really seeing anyone else actively (because cameronkoller lives in LA and we're perpetually too busy to see each other), but we always poke fun at each other for developing attraction to other people.

Idk, like, I feel so confined and cramped when it's defined monogamous relationship, like there's this distinct weight over my head telling me that I can only be with them and it's expected they'll satisfy my every want and need, or that I can't be honest or open about an attraction to another person without thoughts immediately going to cheating or something. 

I'm not knocking monogamous relationships, heavens no, but I very, very clearly see that as I'm developing and maturing as a human being, they are very, VERY much not for me.

And it's nice because Nick and I agree on a lot of points, and this was a huge one for me that I was hesitant to bring up; however, it came up naturally and was never an issue. I still tease him about having a crush on a woman in his law class, and he teases me about my horrible decisions in who I ask on dates. Mostly because they reveal themselves to be awful later and turn me down when I ask, anyways. 

But, like, it opens up a lot of ability to us to express ourselves sexually (me, especially, who are we kidding, here?) and learn about our own personal wants and desires (Nick, especially, because who are we kidding, here?) while having a strong reinforcement to our own relationship. 

Cuz, like, I don't think I can ever fall in love with another person. I just don't think it's possible. I can love other people - I DO love so many other people - but unless it's, like, my ex Glet who moved to Florida on my birthday (really not bitter about this 7 years later, btw), then it's just not gonna happen. If Glet DOES move back, then it'll probably just fall into some weird poly house thing 'cos he's kind of a 5.9 on the Kinsey scale and is with the prettiest damn ginger man I've ever seen. I miss them. 

But yeah. It's nice because I can go and snog people and Nick can go and snog people and we don't have to feel weird about finding ourselves sexually / physically attracted to other people...until we tell each other who it is and then are teased mercilessly. 

[mys-maialibre]

Crying because I'm lame and over-emotional right now.

My friend just showed me a site that has bras in my size for roughly 40USD. 

Compare that to my last bra purchase which was 3 bras on sale for $200.

I don't have enough money for it right now, so Nick is fucking buying it for me. 

I am going to have amazing looking tits and will, for the first time ever, not wear a padded beige or black bra.