#jortspheus

[argyropoeiaa]

hadestown fandom is back does that mean jortspheus is back

[venussheglows]

me: I literally have no motivation to do art requests

my brain: jortspheus

me: please no

my brain: JORTSPHEUS

me: NO

also me:

[eliza-is-confused]

How I've learned to describe the Hadestown fandom

A bunch of people crying to jazz

A bunch of people crying because we just have a lot of love to give but we can't handle being given love

Literally so not toxic the worst problem we have is people can't agree if the main character is allowed to say fuck

Literally so not toxic the worst problem we have is people can't agree what temperature their drinks should be

Someone once made a character wear jorts and it grew like the plauge

[askthedustbowl]

Why have jortspheus when you could have jorpheus.. just give him all the denim. Also idk if you guys accept fanart but if you do, here you go. Inspired, unfortunately, by your blog. 

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we absolutely take fanart and this is fantastic but the line “inspired, unfortunately, by your blog” is so fucking raw that i can’t think about anything else

[pansexualandscared]

Should I be jortspheus for halloween?

[venussheglows]

Jortspheus. Please know I will be haunted by jortspheus. Jortspheus will live rent free in my mind and will emerge when I'm trying to do an exam and have to suppress laughter. Jortspheus.

You’re welcome, may you forever remember our lord and savior jortspheus 😔✊

[argyropoeiaa]

okay i might have made a slight misjudgment

jortspheus is back.

sorry y’all.

[eliza-is-confused]

So I have my next @askthedustbowl fanart. We have to create an environment for a character of ours one day and after I learn how to do that, jortspheus is getting a jorts house

You cannot stop me.