#journalofsparda

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Happy Halloween, Sparda!!! What will you and your family be doing this year?

I, apparently, am not allowed to go into the neigbourhood to scare all the people living there because of the pandemic or something, and even if Eva knows I can't fall ill with the Covid-19, she still doesn't want me to accidentally get arrested for 'disturbing the neigbours and not listening to the government's guidelines', so I guess we're just staying home and watch some Addams' Family, maybe I'll do some slavic ritual to summon ghosts, I heard that eldfathers are coming back in fashion again.

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So.  Approximately 2 days later and in that time Kyrie, Eva, Mundus(he’s not even a sparda? Should i be covering him?) Shadow, Lucia and Patty have joined.  T-that’s 6 people in two days.  Might as well count Griffon now since Shadow has joined. 15 people in total.  help me.

Now I’m gonna try not to make a habit of double posting none timeline stuff, but welcomes are due.

So as always, Links:

Nero - Vergil - Dante - Nico - V - Griffon - Lady - Trish - Spada - Kyrie - Eva - Mundus - Shadow - Lucia - Patty

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Watching YouTube is fun and all, but have you ever thought of Underworld dominance?

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Is Vergil a cat person?

He is a cat person. I just saw him curled with Yamato the Second on the couch.

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Can I hug you and Eva?

Dunno about Eva, but you certainly can hug me.

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Which of your boys rolls fat blunts?

Both of them.

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Vergil is one half tree man, one half scrawny goth fuck boy

I'll give you a tree man, but V a fuck boy? Really? Have you met that guy? I'm pretty sure he's disgusted at the mention of sex by now with how often he get the propositions of doing the do.

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I think my house is haunted. How do you get rid of ghosts?

There are three ways:

1) Vergil style. You stab the ghosts until they're too afraid to be in 10 kilometres radius from you and what's yours.

2) Dante style. You welcome them, say the bathroom is in the back and when enough is enough, you get DSD and set them on fire.

3) Sparda style. You ward the while place using Nordic runes, demon blood and hair of your arch nemesis. The runes should translate into:"Get the fuck out of my property" in any language of your choosing, they all works, although the strongest will always be if they translate like that in your mother language. The ghosts will stay away from you and if they're close they get electrocuted.

I hope it will help you!