#diaryoflucia

[diaryoflucia]

Dear Diary,

Before leaving the island, I ordered gifts for everyone to be delivered shortly before I arrive at Devil May Cry. I ordered enough gifts for everyone. One for each of Dante’s friends and relatives, even for all three of V’s familiars.

After much thought and careful consideration I even brought one for Mundus. At first he wasn’t going to get a gift due to him attacking the human world and trying to kill Dante. Then I realized, Dante’s brother did the same thing. I wondered if it would be rude to get Vergil a gift but not Mundus, even though they both are responsible for the deaths of innocent humans and tried to kill Dante more than once. So just to be fair I ordered Mundus a gift too.

As I’m writing this, I just realized I forgot to put name tags on each of the gifts. I hope Dante doesn’t think they are all for him. . . Or even worst everyone opens each other’s gifts. Maybe I’m just overreacting, I’m sure everyone will be completely mature about the situation and no harm will come from this. There are enough devil hunters there, that I’m sure they will maturely handle the few gifts that are weapons and nothing will get set on fire.

[keepingupwiththespardas]

So.  Approximately 2 days later and in that time Kyrie, Eva, Mundus(he’s not even a sparda? Should i be covering him?) Shadow, Lucia and Patty have joined.  T-that’s 6 people in two days.  Might as well count Griffon now since Shadow has joined. 15 people in total.  help me.

Now I’m gonna try not to make a habit of double posting none timeline stuff, but welcomes are due.

So as always, Links:

Nero - Vergil - Dante - Nico - V - Griffon - Lady - Trish - Spada - Kyrie - Eva - Mundus - Shadow - Lucia - Patty

[thereddestofqueens]

*Red hears the exact moment Vergil snaps, and her heart plummets for a second when Yamato pierces through the drywall. She should have intervened.* 

So much for Plan B...not like that has ever worked for us before. 

At least Credo is okay, I mean I never doubted Vergil but...

*she shudders*

I have to go find Lucia, I imagine she probably has some suspicions about what is going on.

*She wanders over to Lucia’s room*

Lucia, I need to speak with you...my friend.

@diaryoflucia

[diaryoflucia]

Dear Diary

Today I learned that traveling by jumping from rooftop to rooftop, does not mean you will not be hit by a car.

[diaryoflucia]

Dear Diary

Today one of the girls complimented me and said she didn’t understand how I was still single when I’m so smart, pretty and talented. I was about to give the witty reply of “I’m overqualified” when Matier interrupted and announced loud enough for half the island to hear that I’m the mistress of the Eldest Son of Sparda’s wife and the reason for their marriage falling apart.

Thanks mom, now everyone thinks I’m a home wrecker.

[diaryoflucia]

Dear Diary

I had to ask Matier if it was okay for me to leave again on a girls trip. She asked where were going. I told her Las Vegas. She then gave me not only her blessing but then proceeded to light a praying candle. I thought she was praying for my safety, turns out she was praying I come back with a husband. I’m so done with that woman.

[diaryoflucia]

Normally I like to forget Father’s Day (for obvious reasons), this year I have a few people I owe a happy Father’s Day to.

First up is @journalofsparda . This is his first Father’s Day in decades. I hope he enjoys a relaxing day with family. I sent him a gift basket.

Next up is @journalofvergilsparda . I guess this is his first actual father’s day with Nero. I hope the two manage not to stab each other too often today. His gift will be presented to him in his bedroom by Red . . . Just kidding he got a gift basket as well. . . Uhhh by the way no hard feelings about ban, I hope?

I also sent a gift basket to @diaryofcredo as well, since he did help raise his sister and Nero. Rumor has it you taught Nero had to sword fight. If you aren’t scared, I’m always down for a friendly spar.

And speaking of father figures to Nero, I know @dantessssdiary tried his best to guide Nero while he thought Vergil was dead (again) so I sent him a gift basket as well . . . Just kidding I sent him a bottle of his favorite top shelf drink.

I already gave @rebootdantesdirtydiary his gift. I’m also ending my shift early tonight. Matier is throwing him a welcome back dinner.

[diaryoflucia]

Dear Diary,

I was able to escape the van for now. @journalofsparda has me and the second Vergil on a 3 hour time limit before he comes looking for us.

I just sent a text to @remasteredv telling him to come out and get the car if he wants to escape the trip. He needs to hurry before I leave him.