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"So, get this. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. And he says, "No, I'm traveling LIGHT."

—- beat. his silence hangs in the air for a brief eternity, but after a few long seconds, the corners of his mouth TWITCH.

“ heh. that one wasn’t half bad… “

#{but I'm biased bc that's like one of MY fave jokes}#journalsaved #✎ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ﹕ᴍɪsᴄ [ humour ??? ] — (jokes)

@journalsaved joined the Fun Fest

“Surprise hug!!” Although it was supposed to be a surprise, her loud battle cry gave away her spot. But that didn’t stop herself from pouncing onto her Grunkle’s lap.

#{ ; Greeters }#journalsaved

@journalsaved | { Gravity Falls Starter call }

Rick had TRIED knocking on the door. So when that didn’t work, he stepped away and of course cupped his hands on his mouth. ❛ STAAAAAAAAN! GET O-OUT HERE YOU, YOU OLD FART! ❜

#✖ ┐ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ● ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇꜱ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ’ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ’ ● └ ✖#journalsaved #I couldnt think sorry

"Hey, hey Ford. You gotta make like a proton and stay positive."

“ staying positive would be easier if I didn’t have to endure these terrible jokes of yours, stanley. “

#{save ford from terrible jokes 2k16}#journalsaved #✎ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ﹕ᴍɪsᴄ [ humour ??? ] — (jokes)

@journalsaved || call

if there’s one thing stanford pines does a lot of, it’s thinking. there’s a near constant turning of gears and firing of pistons in his mind, whether he’s piecing together a puzzle or simply lost in thought. these days, out at sea with only his brother and the odd monster for company, he still finds himself caught in long stretches of time spent in quiet contemplation. perhaps it’s habit, perhaps it’s that he’s not used to working with company -- ( perhaps it’s that he’s not used to being around stanley ) -- but the time spent in his own head borders on the excessive. the night air is cool against his cheeks as he stands on the deck of their vessel. above him, the moon hangs high in the sky, doing little to illuminate the inky depths below. within him there’s a tranquility that reflects the calm waters, though it’s just beneath the surface that those thoughts whir away. the sound of FOOTSTEPS pull him to reality, halting his drift into a reverie. he’s not sure how long it’ll be before ford stops tensing at the presence of the other, stops glancing over his shoulder in fear of who his company might be. he’s ALSO not sure how long it’ll be before con- versation finally comes natural to them once again. “ nice night tonight. couldn’t sleep ?? “

#journalsaved #▽ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴsɪᴏɴ﹕ᴄʀᴏssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀ — (post show)#✎ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ﹕sᴄʀɪʙʙʟɪɴɢs [ notes ] — (short)#{me bro...}#{why do I get the feeling that}#{this is gonna get long....}#{here have some sea grunks}

@journalsaved sh IT QUENTIN ARE YOU SERIOUS

#:: OUT OF HYPERMODE (OOC)#[ I GO TO CHEC K YOUR BLOG ]#[ AND THE FIRST FINC THING I HEAR IS JOAJE ]#[ I LITERALLY STARTED DYING ]#journalsaved

HER AIM IS G E T T I N G BETTER!

“ yes, I heard you the first time. it’s not any funnier the second time around. “

#{my ex wife still misses me}#{so I performed the exorcism}#journalsaved #✎ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ﹕ᴍɪsᴄ [ humour ??? ] — (jokes)

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME. BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

“ … “

#{you see it's funny bc marriage is terrible}#journalsaved #✎ ғɪʟᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ﹕ᴍɪsᴄ [ humour ??? ] — (jokes)

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