#jozette

[americangirlstar]

[psychicsrusinside-blog]

Since I've been working on my ability with places online, I met this crazy beautiful awesome lady Jozette.  We’ve clicked since talking and she’s helped me so much moving past my difficulties and doubts when I wouldn’t be able to connect to someone- she’s a sweet heart! and one of my my best friends now.  I’m plugging her in here because she’s truly great and deserves to be reached out to.  

If you feel like doing a reading click on the link above and talk to her! she’s the best person and Psychic I’ve come across so far.

[incorrect-archibald]

Jozette: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives in the town hall.

Iris: You’re a Rastepappe treasure. 

[incorrect-archibald]

Archduke: So after seven-and-a-half years of marriage, my wife tells me to pack my bags and leave. She's getting a divorce.

Jozette: That's not what I said.

Archibald: Well, what did you say?

Jozette: That if he got two ice creams because he couldn't decide on a flavor, he'd just get a stomachache.

Archduke: It's the same thing!

[incorrect-archibald]

Jozette: Archduke was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go off the island to get some.

Archduke: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Jozette: Archduke, you ate a chair.

[incorrect-archibald]

Archduke: *wearing a hat made out of a lot of spoons* Look, I made a spoon hat.

Jozette: Well, that explains why I’m having to eat soup with a fork.

[incorrect-archibald]

Jozette: who tf is burning down my kitchen

Archduke: Making breakfast for my beautiful wife. <3

[incorrect-archibald]

Jozette: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Archduke ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Archduke: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?