umbrella academy 2
i continued
so...it’s actually 2019 - but the tech is not like ours (is that coz kennedy never got shot?)
ya i thought the concert was gonna be the bomb
‘we need to find out what causes the apocalypse’ irony. it’s vanya you dumb-asses. Luther always being an idiot
luther gets kicked in the face again by how shit a leader he is lol. being a leader doesn’t mean being number one, being the best, being the most valued. it means looking at your team and knowing whats going on and helping the individuals be their best selves so they can work together
AS I THOUGHT
vanya is actually god
AHAHAHAHAHA
great going baron von abusive dad - set up the apocalypse by being such an absolute fucking dick
i just cannot get over luther and allison uh - like how did the anti-incest syndrome not kick in. im just so uncomfortable with it. i know it’s supposed to be like a cute het ship or whatever - the sensible older brother and sister (see? that sounds weird) - but i actually despise that because they are terrible at those roles
leonard is good at that manipulation
‘the world needs a leader an im not it’ does it need a leader? but it’s certainly not you no
these people CANNOT use their words. they’re terrible at it. they always go around showing each other things because they can’t fucking speak their feelings
allison/luther? just not feeling it AT ALL. allison is lovely yes, but these two were the golden self-righteous assholes. im skippin right on through
i just don’t think luther is cute, i don’t think he’s sweet, don’t think he’s handsome, don’t think he‘s anything attractive
now diego, he’s compelling. he was a total shit but he came around
now this shipping of luther and allison just YIKES i just skipping...random dance fantasy???MINUTES AND MINUTES ON IT AND THE KISS COME ON
the sweetest kindest man>???? YES HE IS AN IDIOT
so the idea is that they all achieve ..catharsis? or the secret?
Diego is told the secret by mom, luther and allison end up together and leave the missions behind, klaus sees dave again and beats his demons, vanya realises what’s been done to her? (and then possibly causes the apocalypse due to an orchestrated collapse of identity) but five destroys all that
for a reason? time travel in this has started to become impossible to follow and impossible period.
also. who the fuck thinks they can go up against somebody who can fucking teleport
now that’s a good speech five.
there is so much leader rhetoric bullshit in this family
i wonder when vanya will realise. soon. i think
leonard staged that. i think....he seems to want to go real far
so the real day ended in Five bleeding out, Diego in prison, Luther high and completely distracted, Klaus on the streets having never got anything sensible out of his dad, Allison on her way to Vanya, who has no reason to listen to her.
if he knew the apocalypse was coming,and he knew vanya was a god in a human body, then why the fuck did he 1. not just kill her 2. completely fuck her up
fuckin idiot