“I fail to see what part of this plan requires me to be naked,” Jamie states, in a noncommittal fashion. “I mean I quite obviously have zero problem getting naked, but I’d like it to be worth it. Or at least feel valued, and not like some... what would the going rate be in this time? Two-dollar whore?”
“ SPIDEY SIS, YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE what just happened to me at the bathroom a few minutes ago ! ” peter exclaimed in pure excitement, almost breathing a little too heavy for sprinting towards her the minute it happened. whenever he discovers something that’s even remotely related to his enhanced ability, he can’t help but spread the news to jessica. it made him feel... less isolated due to the fact that they shared something in common. the grin on his face couldn’t seem to leave while he narrated his story. “ so i was in the bathroom, y’know, minding my own business. then i saw this HUGE spider crawling up the bathtub, and i was like---- hey bud ! and waved at him ‘cause we’re kinda like blood brothers. then guess what. he freakin’ waved back ! like he understood me ! isn’t that awesome ? do you think we can like... communicate with ‘em after all ? ”
“ it was a actual cat... ” she grins at her, a stranger, but hopefully soon not one. “ i’m shocked. i mean if it was a dog that would of been totally awesome. but it was a actual cat and i petted it. and then i left out some milk. i hope it comes back. i mean, a mansion cat would be nice, right? ”
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours: Jess ! ( @jsscdrw )
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours: Spider-Woman ( @jsscdrw )
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
“ isn’t it a bad idea for ALL of us to be here in the past? there’s that whole... timeline thing that could easily get messed up... who knows, maybe something will happen and i’ll end up not being born. “ @jsscdrw !
Steve looked from the brunette down to his bare chest and back up once more, his eyes widening. “This is why you knock. You really wanna see a half naked old man?”