#jtbiado

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jtbiado replied to your post “i’m on 60% for my laptop and phone my class is 2 hours there is no...”

STORY OF MY LIFE BBG

LOL YO GUY THE STRUGGLE IS TOO REAL

THIS LECTURE IS 2 HOURS AND I ALSO HAD TO PISS OMG

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i stole this one from justine :3

oh god

2: How long was your longest relationship? 

almost 8 months             

3: What is something not many people know about you?

i am trying to walk in such a way i don't look like a waddling turtle.  i think it's successful so far

4: Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?

i believe in life after a life.  whether if that life is spent in either place i don't know

5: Two truths and a lie. Go.

i have warts on my feet, i actually don't mind working out, i am so ready for summer            

6: Do you believe in fate/destiny?

i have hopes that it does

7: Where is somewhere you’ve always wanted to live?

philippines and australia

8: Has there ever been a song that made you cry? 

concrete angel by martina mcbride

9: Talk about each of your siblings.

one's dead

the other's also dead

one's alive and a pain in the ass most times

10: If you could learn to play any instrument, what would it be?

piano and guitar and flute  (lol because I PLAY A FLUTE WAT)

11: Do you jump/scare easily?

YES YOU HAVE NO CLUE

12: Views on abortion?

pro choice

13: Views on gay marriage?

IF I GET IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP I'D LIKE TO GET GAY MARRIED PLS AND THANK

14: Which birthday has been your favorite?

probably my 10th one.  i actually had a party that year with willing participants

15: Which birthday has been your least favorite?

15th

16: Who are some of your favorite musicians?

NO

17: Have you ever caught your parents lying to you?

yes

18: What’s your favorite musical?

NO DON'T DO THIS TO ME WHY

19: What’s a book that you could read over and over?

just listen by sarah dessen <-- i'mma keep that answer and add the fact i can do the same for the truth about forever and this lullaby

20: Do you like thunderstorms?

HELLS YES

21: What’s your favorite number? Reasoning?

8.  it was the age i truly enjoyed school.  also it looks like a snowman

22: Have you ever been to a fortune teller?

does someone who is a self proclaimed one out of my group of friends count?

23: Describe your ideal significant other.

able to put up with my bullshit, opinions, and preferences

24: What made you like the last person you dated?

he was my best friend at the time

25: Why did your last relationship end?

because he was a clingy fuck and i wasn't about that

26: Who is someone that you think knows the most about you outside of family?

....

this is sad because i truly don't know

27: If it were absolutely possible, what would actually be your ideal job?

suffering from mental illness LOLWAT       

28: What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?

god idek i eat some random things man

29: Have you ever done “The Cinnamon Challenge?”

i'm not stupid enough to do that getting to the bottom of a cinnamon toast crunch is bad enough iight

30: What are some of your favorite movies?

standard answers are napoleon dynamite, hot rod, and benchwarmers

31: What are your favorite movies introduced by someone else?

good lord idek

32: What are some of your favorite songs?

NO

33: What are some of your favorite songs introduced by someone else?

why do you keep asking these omg

34: What’s your favorite Disney Pixar movie?

FUQ NO GO FUQ URSELF DIS IZNT OK

35: What your favorite book you read in high school?

a handmaid's tale was actually pretty fascinating

36: State 5 things about you.

okay i'll do actualfax for once hm

my goal when i was younger was to be at least 5' tall

i am literally half an inch shorter than that

i am heavier than both my mother and brother (but not combined oh thank god)

i have been told to have super light eyes for an asian

i really want to shave my head

37: State 4 random memories of yours.

oh jesus christ

my mother got super pissed at my bro once because he had a slight speech impediment when he was younger and couldn't say the word "vacuum", so he instead said something like "PACK YEW".  i remember quite literally having to leave the room because i wanted to piss myself laughing

trying not to laugh my ass off when one of the priests from my parish tried to sing for the mass and completely missed the note

i fell down the stairs only to have my family laugh at me for 15 minutes straight

38: List the last 3 books you read.

lol

i haven't

read a book in a while             

39: List 2 of your quirks.

feminist badass

short piece of shit

40: State 1 bad habit of yours.

nail biting

42: Are you afraid of your future?

YES IT'S THE REASON WHY I SUFFER FROM A FUCKING ANXIETY DISORDER      

43: Who are some tumblr users you’d like to meet in person?

my skrp friends, sonja, some fic writers and artists.  idk, no one too specific except sonja really LOL

44: Has a scary movie ever given you nightmares?

I CAN'T SLEEP FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS IF I SEE A TRAILER FOR A HORROR MOVIE WHAT DO YOU THINK

45: Do you believe in reincarnation?

yes

46: When was the last time you got your hair done in a salon?

like "did" done?  or just gotten a standard cut or?  because if it's the latter then that was back in march

47: Are you close with your parents?

hah

48: Do you like to drink? Why or why not?

depends on the drink.  i prefer hard liquor

49: What were your grades like in high school? College?

FUCKED

50: [Any question you’d like]

WHY AM I SUCH A SHIT???

[jazzy-cakes]

I AM JASMINE THE JAGUAR

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M FUUUUUURROCIOUS 

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I'm not going on my band trip to Europe

It's actually just really pathetic because I plan, and plan, and plan for years and it still doesn't happen.

It's just extra pathetic because I actually cried in the bathroom for about 10 minutes before locking myself in a stall when someone came in.

And then I cried some more in my car on the way home because I was just so disappointed in myself.

I just wanted to go.

[loulagman]

I LOVE JUSTINE

i love justine, like seriously. She is so awesome. I mean, why can't i be that awesome? Why Lawwd why? Okay, well i'm going to go ask Justine why she's so awesome. I need to learn her awesomeness, i just need to okay?

[jazzy-cakes]

Follow her :D

follow Justine because she's awesome. No lie. Kay bye. 

I'm a poet and i didn't even know it :)