#jude chatters

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it amuses me when people write post-injury jack as very patient and good with his exercises. very few athletes follow their pt’s instruction—trust me on this; my dad’s a pt and all of my sisters are athletes, and the eldest after me is a pretty serious athlete, so i’ve heard about/seen it from both ends. usually, the more serious they are, the more likely they are to brush it off, think they know their body better than their doctors, and push too hard too soon. yes, jack would want to get better as soon as possible, and that would maybe slow him down for the first few days, but also this is jack “110%” zimmermann. he does not lay low after an injury.

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i love watching reaction videos of peoples’ first time listening to pentatonix solely for the moment they realize that inhumanly high note is not actually coming from the only girl in the group

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you know what i hate? when i identified as pan (which was before i realized i’m aroace and didn’t understand the difference between platonic and romantic attraction), i was pretty comfortable letting people who i knew weren’t queerphobic know. and now that i id as aroace, i usually just say i’m queer and leave it at that until i know for certain they aren’t gonna invalidate my being aroace. i let even less people know i’m not cis--outside of tumblr, there are exactly three people who know i’m agender. and that’s fucked up. it feels like there are levels of queer that are socially acceptable and someone has to go through a vetting process before they can level up and i hate that. i just want to be comfortable in my skin, and to be able to joke about how allos make everything so difficult and sometimes have days where i wear two sports bras and oversized shirts without worrying what people are going to think. i’m going to stop here before i can’t, but in conclusion i hate this world.

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nursey calling dex ‘habibi’ and dex assuming it’s an insult ... good shit right there

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this is your friendly reminder that straight ace people are, in fact, queer, and have a place in the queer community

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tip for my fellow writers on ao3: when your text does that weird space thing after italics and before punctuation, it’s an easy fix! you just need to make the punctuation in italics, too, and boom! no more awkward space.

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sometimes i remember the time i spent like ... two and a half months reading absolutely nothing but check please fanfiction and 98% of my posts were related to these dumb hockey boys and their exasperated but supportive team mom. like i literally went through the entirety of the cp fics on ao3 and read every single one that grabbed even an inch of my interest, all the way to the very first fics written. i once scrolled through the check please tag on here for two and a half hours without realizing. i pulled my first all nighter solely because i wanted more info on this webcomic what happened there? why did i have so much damn motivation to take every single bit of check please content and just fucking. inhale it

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i love people who are geniuses but also utter idiots. i have a friend who got a 35 on the math section of the ACT but still doesn’t know which part of a point on a graph is x and which is y, or which part of a fraction is the numerator and which is the denominator. he had one of the five highest GPAs in my grade but once forgot the word for pockets and called them ‘pant buckets’ instead. he’s going to a college that is very hard to get into on a huge scholarship but didn’t learn to tie his shoes until fifth grade.