#jude memes

[azrielsshadows42]

Ghost: What are you doing?

Jude: * flushed, hair messy and panting slightly*

Jude: *clears throat* Nothing

Carden: *throws back covers* I'm nothing 🥺

Jude: No, Cardan, you're not nothing

Cardan: SO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!

Ghost: Forget I asked

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

This is Jude, the Fairy of FAFO.

He shall bless yer blog with many a bonk fer bots, arseholes, an' scammers.

Terms & Conditions apply:

⋆ If ya know what's good for ya, you'll remember a deal with the fae always comes at a price. An' if ya forget ta pay up, hell'll rain down on ya fer breakin' yer promise. Tread carefully an' squawk lightly, else ya incur the ire (or affection) of the vicious Thirteen Fairy himself. ⋆

[azrielsshadows42]

Jude: I have never and will never accidentally give someone food poisoning.

Jude: So, rest assured, if you eat my food, and start to feel sick

Jude: It was fully intentional. you have less than an hour to live, sort out your will

[azrielsshadows42]

Cardan: I'm not a 'ride or die' kinda guy, I have questions.

Cardan: Where are we riding?

Cardan: Why do I have to die?

Cardan: And can we get booze on the way?

[azrielsshadows42]

Cardan; What are you all doing?

The Roach/Bomb: ... planning murder

Cardan: How many times have I told you, murder does not solve everything! As High King, I command you not to kill anyone.

The Bomb: Jude's in danger

Cardan: Then why aren't they dead already?

[azrielsshadows42]

Carden: This is one of the royal horses, Mayo

Jude: Why is she named that? She's not even a white horse

Cardan: Yeah, but watch this

Mayo: [neighs]

Jude: I'm filing for a divorce

[azrielsshadows42]

Carden: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me? Jude: Because you're in shock Carden: That doesn't mean I need a blanket, it means I need booze

[azrielsshadows42]

Jude has to go on some type of mission as Queen

The bomb: It'll be easy, all you have to do is seduce them Jude: You're kidding right? I'm about as seductive as a cabbage Carden, elsewhere: *Chill runs down spine* Carden: *Gasps* Jude just insulted herself, I need to go hug her immediately Carden: *Drops important treaty papers* Carden: JUDE!