Sleep over
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Without you everything would have taken so much longer to upload.
*This happened around May, but I totally forgot I had written this.
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I had my arms wrapped around my body pillow with my head resting on Mika’s chest (body pillow). Itachi-nii had already tried to wake me up two times before, and now I could hear the door open for the third time in 4 hours.
“Otouto, you are not going to spend the entire day in bed.”
“Watch me.” I pulled the blankets over me and my body pillow.
“Try the Dorito bag,” I could hear Shisui’s voice say. I didn’t know he was even standing next to Itachi-nii. What else I didn’t know?
“No way I’m going to have him eat Doritos as breakfast-”
“In his defense, it is lunch time.”
I didn’t need to open my eyes to know that Itachi-nii was giving Shisui a deadly look right now.
“Sasuke, it’s two in the afternoon. Are you really still in bed?”
“Hmmff….It almost sounds like Naruto is here.” I cracked a smile as I hugged my body pillow tighter. That would have been pretty embarrassing: Me, only wearing boxers with my hair greased up with a coconut oil, and my ugly face that I haven’t shaved in 10 days. Not to mentioned the stupid zit I had on my chin, but didn’t really care about, because I rather have 1 zit than a forehead filled with acne. Even then I wouldn’t have cared. I am ugly either way. How long has it even been since I brushed my hair…Two days?
“Niisan..May holidays .. Sleep.”
I heard a bag of crisps getting opened, and I guess Shisui did deserve the credits for knowing what I wanted.
“Doritos,” I let go of my body pillow and rubbed my eyes, and reached for my glasses before sitting up. “You win, gimme-” My eyes widened and I choked on my words as the only thing I could do was point at the stupid blond usuratonkachi, who was leaning against the door frame behind Shisui and Itachi.
“Good afternoon.” He waved, but that cocky smile didn’t make me feel any better.
“WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!” I shouted as I first wanted to wrap the blanket only over my crotch, but then I realized how hard my nipples were from the cold wind. I pulled the blankets to my chest, but that’s when I realized how hideous my face looked. I ended up pulling the blankets over my head. I heard these almost victorious sounds coming from Itachi-nii and Shisui.
“We figured you were lonely,” Shisui teased.
“Don’t fucking test my patience here!”
“Language.” That stern voice made me shut up immediately.
“We went grocery shopping and came across Mrs. Uzumaki. We had a nice chat and she explained some of her circumstances. We offered to help her out by letting Naruto stay here for the weekend. We figured you guys were friends, so you wouldn’t mind.”
“Doesn’t he have, like, two aunts and a cousin to go to?”
“It was a family matter.” Shisui said.
“My great grandaunt or something from my mom’s side passed away. I didn’t know her and funerals are all sad and my ADHD medicine hasn’t been working as well as usual. My mom agreed with me staying in Konoha instead of going to Uzushigakure, but my mom is overprotective, so she was desperately searching for a babysitter.”
“Can’t blame her for not letting you by yourself.” I sightly removed the blanket so I could see them.
“Same for you,” Naruto commented.
“Can you all just get the hell out of my room!” I got slightly up, causing the blanket to drop to my stomach.
“Owh, he is cold.” Shisui had this teasing tone in his voice, which I wouldn’t have minded, if it wasn’t for the love of my life witnessing everything. I looked at my chest, before pulling the blanket back up. Why do men have nipples? THEY ARE USELESS!
“Aaah~ Aren’t they cute and small,” Itachi teased.
“GET OUT OF MY ROOM!” I cried out.
“Shisui, Itachi…Let that kid be.” Thank God Obito was home to have my back. “Get out of his room. Come Naruto, you must be hungry. What would you like for lunch?” I heard Obito’s voice fade in the distance. I never ran so fast to the bathroom as I did now. My mind was struggling with my next move. Run away, or make myself look decent only to be able to go to him and smack him hard enough to forget everything that happened.
Given the circumstances, I figured my best option was the one, where I would walk away and change my name when I immigrate to another country. The Sound Village sounds good. I can speak the language, I’m sure I will get more fluent within a week. Once I was fully dressed, I climbed out of the window. I was already halfway out when I heard someone sneeze.
“Bless you,” I automatically said. My eyes widened before looking down, suddenly seeing that they decided to have lunch outside. WHO WAS HAVING LUNCH OUTSIDE?!
“God…Is that you?” Obito said before looking up.
“Uchiha waitfotit Sasuke, what do you think you are doing?!” Itachi shouted putting his mug down.
“Not…Trying to flee to another country…?”
“What? What is going on in that head of yours!?” Itachi shouted.
“I thought…I could run and change my identity. I might make it as a stripper in the Sound Village. Probably not a good one, but I’m sure that there are some people with strange kinks and too much money…People like Maddy-nii.”
“What? A stripper career?” I cursed under my breath seeing Naruto move his head, so he could see me from under the parasol. “I think you can make more as a..Uhm…How do you call them..Uhm.. male prostitute.”
“Gigolo, male escorts, gay-for-pay, or gay-for-trade, rough trade, Johns, trick models, masseurs, hustlers and rentboys.. Which BTW, niisan, I still think rentboy is one word and I should have gotten those points when we played scrabble.”
“We have been over it. They are two separate words, we looked it up in the dictionary. End of discussion.”
“I meant prosti-dudes, but I guess…Yours are socially accepted words,” Naruto scratched his cheek.
“Get out of the window!” Itachi demanded.
“Window…Or win-dow.” I raised an eyebrow as I finger banged Itachi, who just shook his head with a look in his eyes, wondering how he was in any way related to me. Yeah…I thought the same thing sometimes.
“LET IT GO!” He shouted.
“What? Do I have to let go?” I chuckled seeing his angry expression before crawling back inside. I guess my stripper career could wait.
“ Tu as une sandwich au fromage à la place du cerveau .“ I heard Itachi say.
“Neh, niisan, my french is not so bad as you think.”
“Ferme ta gueule!” That’s probably all I understood before the fast talking started and I just stared at him with wide eyes, wondering what words I caught…Stupide..Con..Brûle en enfer….I was getting a slight idea of what the message was.
“Uhm…Yeah..Love you too.” I said.
“What were you thinking?” Itachi still seemed annoyed.
“Fleeing to another country is probably my best option besides smacking up the bitch, so he would forget everything that happened.”
“Am I the bitch?” Naruto asked.
“Stay out of it… Just stay out of it. I have been doing that for 12 years,” Shisui said.
“What was before that?” Naruto seemed confused.
“Eh before that? Princess wasn’t even born then.” Shisui took a sip of his coffee.
“Princess…??” guess another nickname was out of the bag.
“Yeah! Didn’t he tell you? We all thought he was going to be a girl, but then he turned out to have a dick.”
“Sasuke is almost seventeen.” Naruto said and Shisui spit his coffee out.
“Really?!” He turned his head so he could look at me.
“Hey bastard, do you want to play some tennis after lunch? I brought my rackets.”
Xoxoxoxox
“How are you not exhausted?” I sighed. This must have been the most active day of my life. It was 11 P.M and while I mostly stay up till 3 A.M. I was just exhausted from all the playing tennis, jumping up and down, and running around. I don’t know what kind of medicine his stupid ass doctor gave him, but they should triple the doses.
“Because.. I am not lazy?” He laid next to me on the spare mattress.
“What do you mostly do?”
“I have lots of kids living in my neighbourhood-”
“That explains why you act like a fucking kid.” I stared at the ceiling but got his elbow pushed in my stomach.
“Pain…” I moaned pulling my legs closer to me and wrapping my arms around my stomach.
“Bastard,” he said. “You could take out an entire army, but god forbid, it would have to make you get out of your bed.”
“Exactly. See this is why I haven’t taken over the world yet.” I said.
“Hey, why is that plank in the corner of your room loose? Why don’t you fix it, someone can fall-” I grabbed his arms before he could move.
“It is… A trap! You know… So I know if someone has been in my room.” I hoped he was buying it.
“What?” He gave me a confused look. I guess he was smarter than he looked. “That is stupid even for you.” He got on his knees.
“Don’t snoop around my room! My journal is there.”
“You keep a journal? I don’t believe you.” He said and crawled towards the loose floorboard. I grabbed his ankle and pulled him back pinning him down.
“It is a…. It is a gun alright?… Two.” I said. He seemed surprised.
“In your room?” He asked.
“Where else am I supposed to put them? In the cupboard downstairs? Owh… There is one in the cupboard downstairs… Well, fuck me…” I released his wrists as I sat on his hips.
“They were my dad’s…And… I’m hiding them there…because…Legally…They are not registered on my name…Yet.” Was he buying this?… I couldn’t tell.
“Owh, right.. I thought you had a permit or something?”
“Yeaah…It is a complicated process.” I said.
“Ah bastard, you should have told me right away!” He laughed, but suddenly I felt my back pressed against the mattress. The movement was so sudden, that I moved my leg between Naruto’s and pushed it away so he lost his balance. He fell on me andlaughed.
“What the fuck… Your reflexes are so fast! Do you do this without thinking?”
“I live my life like that.” He leaned his weight on his arms. “But what if I…”He pulled me up and got behind me. “Got your hand?” he asked as I gave him my left hand. He pushed it on my shoulder and shoved me towards the mattress. “What if I hold you like this. How do you escape?”
“I can easily move my leg and kick you in the balls, but I can also do this…” I made a quick movement and soon I had him pinned on the ground again.
“Fuck.” He sighed.
“Try and error. That is how I got the hang of it. Soon you see patrons and your body moves on its own.”
“Naahh..You are hurting me!” I immediately let go, but found myself on the ground with Naruto on top of me.
“You lied…” I said.
“Foul play, but heeeeyyy~” He leaned in. “The world is all about foul play.”
“Wow… Dark side of Uzumaki Naruto. And here I thought I was the dark one.” He chuckled before rolling off of me. We talked and I found myself drifting off to sleep, but Naruto continued talking as if he didn’t even know what sleep was.
“Usuratonkachi, I don’t care what came first the chicken or the egg. Go to bed!”
“I am already in bed, I am just-” I turned myself around and pushed my hand over his mouth, so he would stop talking. “You are beautiful and all, but you are even better if you just. Shut.The.Fuck.Up.” I said, pushing his torso down so he was lying down. “Now stay quiet.” I muttered keeping my arms wrapped around him. He felt so warm.
“Sasuke, do you think ramen has feelings?” I raised my torso and looked down at him.
“ Are you fucking kidding me?” I shook my head. I suddenly heard the door open and I looked amazed seeing Itachi-nii walking in. He knelt next to Naruto without saying a word. He stuffed a pill inside his mouth before showing the water bottle in Naruto’s mouth to make him swallow.
“Now sleep!” Itachi sounded annoyed as he closed the door behind him. Naruto turned his head to me. “Did he just forced me to take a sleeping pill?”
“Niisan can get very grumpy if he doesn’t get his beauty sleep.”
“Is that why you sleep so long? He asked and I gave him a confused look before putting my head back on my pillow.
“Good night, Sasuke.”
“Good night, Naruto.” I said as I turned my back at him.
Oxoxoxxoxo
“Just look at them!”
“Like two toddlers during nap time!”
“Aaaw, how sweet!” I slowly opened my eyes by the sound of the familiar voices of my brothers. I didn’t want to wake up. I gave my body pillow one last tight hug…But then I realized, that body pillows were not meant to have body warmth. I opened my eyes and saw Naruto in my arms. I quickly got up and grabbed my glasses.
“The fuck…The fuck..” I said twice. One for the fact that I let myself go and hug Naruto, for I don’t even know how long. He probably found me weird now. And the second one was for Shisui and Obito in my room.
“Ooh you guys are so cute!” Obito said.
“Fuck off you two!” I said.
“Don’t worry… We have evidence!” Shisui showed me the picture he took. I frowned.
“Hmm..What is going on…?” I heard Naruto ask. He rubbed his eyes when he raised his torso.
“So when will you date my little brother?”
“Shisui!” I shouted.
“Uhm…Soon…” Naruto wrapped his arms around my torso and dragged me with him. “Mommy, five more minutes…”He muttered in his sleep. I heard Shisui and Obito chuckle before leaving me in the arms of my BAE. Who was sleep drunk.