this was originally titled "baekchen fluff for jooli"...
18/12/2014
For hrhkimjongdae! prettyprincessofchina, you’re in here too!
"Gull," Jongdae said slowly, looking her in the eyes.
"Ah can’t iksplain hau ah feerl."
"Aniyo," a voice exclaimed. "Ey! Ey! Ey! Yeah."
"She’s mine!" Chenchen roared, his tiny dinosaur arms waving around.
"Andwaeeeeeeee!" Bacon fought back. Or, he WOULD have fought back, but being a strip of meat, he had no arms.
Kim Jongdae jumped into Jooli’s arms.
"BE MINE 5EVER," he screeched, releasing a high note from his unfathomable cheekbones. She was confused and looked up at the shelf he had come from.
She looked down on the table and said sadly, “I can’t have you, Bacon. Mother put me on a diet because she doesn’t like that I have 6 jobs.”
No one could hear his greasy cries. Chen cackled in victory, but was sad when she placed him near the bathroom mirror. She patted his head while he purred.
The panda in the corner chuckled, eating waffles and browsing tumblr for photos of Do Kyungsoo.
Janine walked in, but saw Julbrie and Jongdae together. She began to cry out of her left eye, and her left eye only.
Chen felt horrible, but Bacon yelled out to her as she began to retreat, “I will take you. TO THE. SECRET PLACE. Drop the SHADES AND crank THE b—”
"SIREO!" Ja9 screamed. "YOU’RE NOT MY GALAXY HUSBAND AND YOU NEVER WILL BE."
She ran away. Jongdae wanted to run after her, but he turned his head and saw his reflection. He looked like Rex from Toy Story. He was only a plastic dinosaur, but his heart was real and on it was imprinted the hashtag “CHENINE”.
The panda snuggled up to a body pillow of The Soo and dreamt dreams of heart-shaped lips.
Julsinneverland looked left, and looked right.
"We will be together now. Our love is for us and us alone," she said, eyes bright, and ate all her breakfast, smiling like she had never smiled before.