DRDT Incorrect Quotes Pt 2
Ace: Is it? Is it really?
J: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
Veronika: You think I’m cute?
Nico: Hu, Ace keeps bullying me at school.
Hu: Ask your teacher for help.
Nico, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Ace?
Teruko: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Nico: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Nico: I need to feed my Neopets!
Teruko: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Eden: It's kind of complicated, but Ace-
Teruko: Got it. Forget I asked.
Whit: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Nico: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
Eden: Breathe, just breathe.
Arei: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
David: Awww, that never bothered you before.
Rose: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Whit: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Ace: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
Min: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
Whit: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Rose: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Levi: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Ace: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Levi: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
David: What are the hardest things to say?
Whit: Worcestershire sauce.
Teruko: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Charles and Whit's convo?
Eden: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Veronika: I'm in the washing machine.
Ace: No I'm literally in the closet.
Charles: There's nothing to do....
Whit: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago.
Charles: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind.
Veronika, watching Ace: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Ace…
Veronika: …I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?
Eden: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
J: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Veronika: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
Teruko: Why would you give a knife to Xander?!
David, shrugging: Xander felt unsafe.
Teruko: Now I feel unsafe!
David: Would you like a knife?
J: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Xander: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Ace, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Whit: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
Ace: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me.
Ace: I mean, you listen to all my problems-
Levi: No, Ace I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.
Eden: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ace?
Nico: There’s no such thing as too mean?
J: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Levi: Always hold a grudge?
Levi: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
David: I don’t mean to be rude—
Teruko: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
Hu: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
David: What a stupid fucking quote.
David: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
Eden: You know, Teruko, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Teruko: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
Levi: Hey, Ace, do you have feelings for me?
