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Questions, Part 9

230-Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? Procrastinator 231-Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: No, you deserve nothing. Good Day. 232-Say 5 things you love unconditionally: Cheese, Chocolate, Spicy, Pickles, Puppies 233-What motivates you in life? Curiousity 234-Something that you’re proud of: Living this long without murdering or attempting to murder 235-Five words/phrases that make you laugh: Cock and Bull, Shifty, Moist, Saints Alive, Rickety  236-Share the story of something that makes you smile: Nothing makes me smile but the blood of the innocent.  237-Something you always think “what if…” about: What if the world was run by slugs? 238-What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? Questionnaires...I wonder if you can guess the story. 239-Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life: Talking to people in a group setting: The Anthology 240-Something/someone that you miss: Cigarettes 241-Are you over your past? No, not anymore than any human being can be. Seeing as they define you and help you live your life. 242-What is your saddest memory? Agreeing to do this 243-One of the hardest moments in your life: Finishing this piece of shit. 244-Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Starting this god-awful thing. 245-What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? Violently murder you and your family. 246-What was your most embarrassing moment? No. 247-Share one of your fears/insecurities: That I'm not scary enough 248-Something you’re currently worrying about: If my hate capacity hasn't been reached.

249-Have you done something you regret very much? Yes 250-If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? Starting this damned thing. 251-Does anyone hate you? Probably 252-Do you hate anyone? Not actively 253-Lyrics that apply to your current situation/mood. Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to feel the pain. 254-Are you good at hiding your feelings? What feelings? I'm an oyster of hate. 255-What’s something you hide about your personality? My love for flowery discussions of my feelings....Don't talk to me.

256-How do you approach social situations? Stiffly 257-Are you a social or an antisocial person? Antisocial 258-Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Introvert 259-Do you care if people talk badly about you? Fuck 'em 260-How do you deal with criticism? Fuck 'em 261-How you hope your future will be like? Meh. Who cares? 262-What’s something that scares you about the future? Robot assassins 263-Five intems you lust after: That's none of your pervert business, asshole. 264-One thing you’re excited for: The end of Christmas Music!!! 265-Describe the most terrifying/strangest/beautiful dream you’ve ever had: Once, I dreamt I was done with this shit. It was amazing. 266-Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If you haven't, you haven't read any good literature. 267-Who is your celebrity crush? Your mom, as a centaur made of Jennifer Lawrences. 268-Make a confession: I got home late...muhahahahahahaha. Also I'm done with this shit!

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Questions, Part 8

216-Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? It's either a cup that was designed to large or someone didn't put enough whiskey in it. 217-Do you believe in fate/destiny? No, not at all. At best I believe in the random patterns of the universe converging on singular inevitabilities in probability. 218-What you wish for on 11:11? Seriously, are you my sassy aunt? Full sentences please. And nothing. Wishing gets you nothing. 219-Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? I don't believe in luck. I have none. 220-Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? Definitely, you'd have to be an idiot not to. The universe is so incredibly massive, if it has a finite size at all, so there's bound to be at least other bacterial life forms somewhere out there. You're stupid for asking like it wouldn't be possible. 221-What is your religion, if any? At best I suppose you could say I'm deist but really religion doesn't matter to me unless people are using it to oppress others, and then it just makes me angry. 222-Would you go against your moral code for money? Hahahahaha. Moral code. Hahahahah 223-What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind? Strength of will 224-How important you think education is? Incredibly, though I don't think school is the only way to get it. However, it's proven that if people are educated, they tend to be more tolerant, more empathetic, and generally better people. 225-If you were the president, what would you do? Immediately kill myself. I never want that job. 226-If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? The general intolerance for people who are different. If it isn't actively harming you, why do you give a shit? 227-Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? Of course that phrase is circumstantial. If I murdered a guy trying to protect my family but I didn't mean to, I would still probably go to court for murder, albeit with a lesser punishment then a planned one. (Unless I live in a Stand-Your-Ground State, in which case I could murder all sorts of people and have a legitimate legal excuse). 228-If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Probably tell the girl I currently have a crush on how I feel. Try to hang out with my closest friends for at least a bit, eat a couple last really good meals, and then spend whatever time was left with my family. 229-Which movie character do you most identify with and why? Roy Batty, from Blade Runner, I suppose. His character is just trying to figure out who he is and save his friends before his imminent demise, and ends up screwing up and hurting a lot of people in the process. That calls to me for some reason. Wow, that got depressing. I kind of want to punch you, questionnaire person...

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Questions, Part 7

193-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? Probably the piece I've been planning on since middle school. I mention it in another post. Go on a hunt if you care. 194-What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? Either getting in a fight defending somebody or protesting/civil disruption events. 195-If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? Hoban Washburne from Firefly, excluding Serenity. (YOU KNOW WHY) 196-You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? Probably split it among my friends who are having a hard time financially and donating it to a charity I think will use it fairly. 197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Either the invasion of the Americas by the Europeans or the event that killed out the dinosaurs. 198-If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? Probably something from the alkali groups, like Potassium or Cesium. I'm fairly volatile but combine me with the right things and I am very helpful and useful, sometimes even essential. 199-If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Something from before I could remember it, like 2 or 3 years old because it wouldn't matter. 200-You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? Fists, and any awful pun having to do with foiling their scheme. You know, like 1960's Batman. 201-If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? Roller coaster through an aquarium. 202-What is the first curse word that comes to mind? Fuckity-fuck-fuck 203-What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… I don't really go to many parties, so the one in my pants, and the one in my pants. Fuck you for assuming I do social things! 204-Halloween costume idea? Yes 205-How you’d spend ten thousand bucks? Seriously, structure your sentences as questions... Umm, on stuff I need, like college tuition and textbooks... 206-Press ctrl+v and post: No. 207-Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why. Ten years. Alone is good for me. Murder is not. 208-5 things within touching distance: Computer, mouse, charger, phone, myself 209-A drunken story: One time, I was drunk and did stuff. THe End. 210-What are you supposed to be doing right now? Whatever the fuck I want, are you my goddamn Mother? 211-Currently wanting to see anyone? Wanting, dreading, what's the difference? 212-Why you follow me? Because your grasp of the English language is impeccable and I want to learn how to speak as well as you do. As for the person who sent me this: I know you in real life and enjoy your sense of humor. 213-If you met me what would you do? You, the person who wrote this, would get a serious talking to about how to structure a questionnaire, including various measures of stats and general English theory, then I would probably fight you to the death using only wet towels and a kitchen knife. As for Julia: I know you already. So the normal stuff we do when we hang out. 214-YOU have to leave me a random/ridiculous question: No. 215-Leave me a cute message: Don't tell me what to do...

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Questions, Part 6:

181-How often do you listen to music? I dunno, how often do you breathe, or eat, or live life like a fucking person? 182-What kind of music you like? Are you writing dialog for a 50 cent movie? I like music, any kind, if it's good or worthwhile, or has a message I like, or a beat that I can feel. 183-Do you like to dance? I mean, I'm kind of embarrassed by my lack of dance moves but I enjoy the physical act. 184-What was the first concert/show you attended? Without parental control? Blink 182 185-Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yeah, that's part of what music does. Dumb question. 186-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: Seriously? That's like saying, share the name of a meal that reminds you of a meal you had... 187-A song that’s been stuck in your head: Rilo Kiley's Better Son/Daughter 188-Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: We're Both in Love with a Sexy Lady by Flight of the Conchords

X&Y by Coldplay

100 Years by Five for Fighting

Chez le photographe du motel by Miles Davis

The Metal by Tenacious D

Great Fairy's Fountain Theme from the Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Orchestral Soundtrack

Wheel in the Sky by Journey

Wonderboy by Tenacious D

We Feel Alone by WIlliam Fitzsimmons

Short and Sweet by Spinal Tap 189-A book you want to read/have recently read: I'm currently reading The Fault in Our Stars for the first time. I like John Green as a person but haven't ever read any of his stuff. 190-Describe your dream library: Infinite 191-Last movie you just watched: Cloud Atlas 192-Do you like watching what type of movies? Do you mean "What type of movies do you like watching?" Are you just illiterate and curious? Because that's fine but if you're just someone who refuses to spellcheck their work, I'm cracking skulls. To answer your shoddy question, anything that has decent dialogue and/or a good story. Beyond that, I'll watch anything.

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Questions, Part 5

116-The last person you hugged? My mom, I think. 117-Story of your first kiss? Once, I kissed a girl. The End. 118-Do you like kissing in public? Not really. 119-Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes 120-You have a preference for boys or girls? Girls. 121-Is the male or female body closest to perfection? Perfection isn't a real thing. Entropy is the only infinite force and it's trying to kill all of us. 122-5 things that irritate you about the same sex/opposite sex. I.Faces II.Hands III.Limbs IV.Organs V. Personalities 123-Do you believe in love at first sight? No. I believe in lust at first sight. 124-Do you believe in soul mates? No. 125-What is your idea of the perfect date? April 15th. 126-Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend: Alive, likes me and I find acceptable to date. 127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Usually their physical presence.  128-Are looks important in a relationship? Enough that you can spend time looking at that person without hating them. So kinda. 129-What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Teeth. Like, if they have them. 130-What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I mean, they need to be alive. 131-Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I mean, internet dates get boring. So yeah, I feel like we'd eventually have to go out in person sometime. 132-Five guys/girls whom you find attractive: No. Naming names is weird. Plus, at this point I've had to answer more questions about relationships then about friends or family. You seem to be biased towards love which is an extension of the Western obsession with relationships and the concept of romantic love, which is damaging to us as a society. 133-Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes. 134-A description of the girl/boy you like: Female, they have nice hair. I find them attractive. She's kind of loud. 135-Say 1 fact about the person your like: They know me. 136-If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Bummer. 137-When was the last time you told someone you loved them? In a romantic relationship? Never. 138-Do you think someone has feelings for you? Probably. 139-Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? I mean, not actively but maybe. 140-Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Not really cried, no. 141-Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Often. 142-Anyone you’re giving up on? Myself 143-Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes 144-Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Often 145-Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Doesn't everyone at some point? 146-Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Nope. 147-Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Romantically, no. Amongst my friends? Yes. 148-Is there someone you will never forget? Lots of people. Unless I get Alzheimer's. 149-Say five ways to win your heart: I.Have Food. II. Have lots of Food III. Share Food with me. IV. Sarcasm V. More food. 150-What turns you on? Attractive things 151-What turns you off? Unattractive things 152-What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Buy me food. 153-What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Buy me Food. 154-What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Buy me FOOD. 155-Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you? Never FOR someone but often about someone. And for the latter, no, not that I know of. 156-What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I dunno. People should tell me this. 157-Are you in love? No... 158-Are you in a relationship? No. 159-If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? N/A 160-Are relationships ever worth it? Depends on who, what and where you are in your life. 161-Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? N/A 162-Can you commit to one person? I mean, I'm 20. I don't plan to for right now but if I were dating someone I would date them exclusively if they wanted me to. 163-Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes, I have. It's not hard you asshole. 164-Do you ever want to get married? Not really, no. 165-Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Definitely no. 166-Future names of your children: Ghost-boy, Invisible and Ethereal-Girl because they won't exist. 167-Do you get jealous easily? Not really, no. 168-The last time you felt jealous, and why? Someone had a bigger sandwich than me from the same place....Not cool restaurant. 169-What is your definition of cheating? Depends on the relationship. 170-Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of. 171-Do you forgive betrayal? Very warily. And in very specific circumstances. 172-Have you ever cheated on someone? No. 173-Why did your last relationship fail? She moved to a different state without telling me. 174-Things you want to say to an ex: This could be a book so we're going to skip it. 175-A description of the person you dislike the most: Probably that ex. You can probably figure out why. 176-If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Depends on the presents. If they're bringing chocolate coins and fruit cake they can get the fuck out but if it's like a jet ski and a pile of cash, maybe. 177-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Actual girlfriends? I guess 3. A couple of kind of dating people too though. 178-How long was your longest relationship? Seven months and a few days 179-You’ll love me if… I'm assuming this is meant to be for the person who sent me the questions, so Julia: You need to learn to cook at least one thing and then maybe we can talk. But mostly, nothing because I love nothing. Because this questionnaire has destroyed my capacity to feel emotions. 180-Share a relationship story: No. You've made me spend too much time on romantic discussion when you could have asked me interesting questions about my friends or friendships instead of focusing on my relationships. You have a problem and need counselling to figure out your obsession with romance.

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Questions, Part 4:

106-Would you ever smile at a stranger? Sure. What's a smile gonna do, turn them into a murderous demon-being? 107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? I don't really have a preference but I have more friends that are girls then boys. 108-Who is someone you never tire of? No one really. I need time to myself often and it doesn't matter if I love that person I do eventually tire of them. 109-Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? I don't even know what that fucking means. What the fuck is a complete self? It's not like I run around as a half-man during the day. You're a moron questionnaire. 110-Who is your most loyal friend? I dunno, that's a good question. I suppose Nancy is always around and wants to see me but I don't really know how you gauge loyal. 111-Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Nope. That's too much and they'd get really bored or hungry. 112-If your best friend died, what would you do? Probably just get really angry and sad. And then suppress all those emotions and attempt to self-medicate. You know, adult ways of dealing with life... 113-Something you’ve lied about. Emotions, other stuff. 114-Have you ever felt replaced? Sometimes. 115-Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s): No.

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Questions, Part 3:

92-Say 4 facts about your parents: I.They have a son. II. They are married. III. They're from Illinois. IV. They have 3 children. 93-Are you more like your mom or your dad? I'd say neither but my dad would say I'm more like my mom and my mom would say I'm more like my dad. Do with that what you will. 94-Do you have any siblings? Yes. 95-Say 9 facts about your family: I. I have parents. II. I have siblings. III. I have 2 siblings. IV. Both my siblings are female. V. Therefore I have 2 sisters. VI. My family hates dumb questions. VII. My family hates tediousness. VIII. My family likes board games. IX. My family hates this questionnaire. 96-What’s your relationship like with your family? Familial.  97-Say 7 facts about your childhood: Why 7? I'm gonna do 3 because you're not the boss of me. I. I moved twice as a kid. II. 3 of my closest childhood friends moved away when I was younger. III. I had a guinea pig growing up. 98-The best and the worst childhood memories: Once, I tripped a kid down the hill into the playground. He got a busted lip and several bruises. It was awesome. Another time, my mom caught me turning on the lights to read after she had tucked me in and yelled at me. That was not awesome. 99-Say 6 facts about your home town: What is it with you and numbers of facts? I'm just gonna do 2 because I hate you. I. My home town is lame. II. Bite me questionnaire. 100-Are you going out of town soon? No, I just got back in town. 101-Where would you like to live? To be perfectly honest, on a space ship far away from society but if I have to pick real world choices, probably Seattle or Dublin. 102-What would your dream house be like? An apartment. Fuck your societal norms. 103-Where would you go on your dream vacation? The moon, or just space. That's kind of a theme now. 104-Where you want to be right now? "Where you want to be right now?" That's just terrible grammar and structure. If you're asking, you should add a "do" or an "is it" otherwise you're just screaming a phrase at me with a question inflection at the end of it like some sort of lunatic. But to answer your half-assed attempt at a question, asleep. 105-Top three places to visit: Your mom, the undiscovered depths of the ocean, and space. Pay more attention if you're gonna keep asking the same question 20 different ways...

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Questions, Part 2:

70-What is your favorite thing to do? Overall? Probably have real, deep conversations with people where I get to know them on a personal level. Or eat. Probably eat. 71-What’s your favorite color? Why is this a goddamn question on every stupid questionnaire. If I have already answered this, go find it on my blog somewhere. If not, probably greenish-purple. If you got that reference, hooray for you! 72-What’s your favorite band/singer? I'm really into Rilo Kiley and also the Mountain Goats again but my favorite changes monthly depending on my mood. 73-What’s your favorite movie? Either Princess Bride or the final cut of Blade Runner. 74-What are your favorite books? Why do books get multiple favorites? This is a bigoted questionnaire. I refuse to answer this until movies and bands get the same rights as books. Fight the system! 75-What is your favorite quote and why? See whatever question from the first post that I quoted. It is devastatingly true and poignant.  76-What is your favorite word? Either agonizingly or fuck-face 77-What is your least favorite word? Mewl 78-What is your favorite type of food? Closest 79-You favorite ice cream? Closest  80-What’s your favorite animal? Closest to me 81-Dogs or cats? Closest to me 82-Describe your favourite texture: The fuck is this? Who has a favorite texture?  83-What is your favorite flower? See 82 but replace texture with flower. But I guess cherry blossoms if I have to choose. 84-What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? Fresh fallen snow. That'd be weird on people but probably pretty cool (heheheh, pun) 85-What is your favorite season? Winter or really early Spring 86-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? Ireland, Japan, Norway, Space, and France 87-What are four things you can’t live without and why? Heart, Lungs, Brain and Kidneys. They're vital organs you imbecile. 88-Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? What's the one that hurls sarcastic insults and then tries to punch you when you fight it. Whatever it is, I'm that one. Is that a Chimera? 89-What’s your favorite television show? Today? The Crazy Ones. In the Past 10 years of my Life? Sports Night. I'm assuming anime doesn't count here because people don't seem to consider it TV for some reason... Also, why does TV get discriminated against like movies and bands. Fuck you, book supremacists. I can have multiple favorites that aren't books. You don't know my life! 90-Favorite place to shop at? A grocery store. 91-Say 2 facts about your favorite things: I.I hate the concept of favorite things. II.Favorites are arbitrary and based off your feelings at the current part of your life when you report them. They change as you age and mature and think differently so measuring them is stupid.