#jumin tag

[jihyunskim]

His hand? I hold that.

His back? I got that.

His heart? I own that

His weed? I roll that.

My role? I play that.

His wife? I am that.

We're happy? Zen hates that. 💅😌

[mitsu10ma]

🔪should you fight my f/os?🔪

Tagged by: @dengujian thank you!

Tagging: @ariesselfships @hashiramaswife

@spideyships @f-orever-and-ever @g8dess

@losehp and whoever else may wanna do this!

Ichimatsu Matsuno: I don’t think it’s wise to fight a Matsu. They’re all crafty on their own, but Ichi especially. Not the Matsu you wanna fight cos he won’t fight clean. You might be able to distract him with a cat or something if you toss it at him and run away tho! But like why would you wanna fight Ichi anyways? He don’t rly get into shit by himself but if he’s with his brothers then I could see why 5/10 would not fight but especially not if he’s with his brothers

Julian Devorak: I wouldn’t blame you if you wanted to fight Julian. He can do some dumb shit sometimes. I feel like he’d be the type to take some punches and spit out the blood, smirk a little like haha that didn’t hurt but it totally fucking did. But that’s if you can catch him tho. He’s a slippery boi. If you do manage to get into a fight with Julian pls do be careful. You don’t spend that much time on a pirate ship and not know at least a little bit of combat moves. So 4/10 do not fight Julian

Jumin Han: Wouldn’t even let you get the chance. End of story. 0/10 don’t try it.

Zen/ Hyun Ryu: Zen works out. I feel like he could hold his own in a fight. But I also feel like if the right person came along they could beat him. 7/10 you could take him if you were fit enough

Yasuhiro Hagakure: Another slippery boi. Not saying Hiro’s a punk or anything cos he’s not but he knows when it’s time to remove himself from a narrative. 9/10 if you can catch him then you can beat him. Not sure why you’d wanna fight him tho.

[jihyunskim]

@capitalistjuminhan if ya know ya know

[jihyunskim]

Now that yall broke up spill the Tea, how does jumin do in bed? 🤔

I feel like this is highly personal.

[mitsu10ma]

Should you befriend my f/o?

(( hint: the answer is n o ))

Thank you @kittyandco for the prompt! And thank you @hashiramaswife for tagging me!!

I tag: @ariesselfships @nougatships @f-orever-and-ever @dengujian @spideyships @maincharactering and whoever else may wanna do it!

Now! Let’s begin!

Ichimatsu Matsuno: Ichi may look a little prickly on the outside, but don’t let his grumpy demeanor fool you. He’s actually a sweetheart (but don’t tell him I told you that). With a little bit of time and patience, he’ll eventually warm up to you! Very good if you’re the kind of person that can just sit in silence and enjoy each other’s company. May also be willing to show you some of the cats he chills with from time to time. But be warned. Befriending Ichi comes at the cost of befriending the rest of his brothers. You must be able to handle the rest of the brothers or you’re gonna be in for a bad time! Other than that 7/10 befriend him but be patient!

Julian Devorak: Julian is a good person to befriend!! The one you wanna come to if you’re down for adventuring, especially if it’s out on the sea, and having a couple drinks afterwards. You have to be ready for the risks that comes along with these adventures tho, cos as you may or may not know, Julian has a penchant for getting into shit that he ain’t sposed to be into. But he means well. Y’all will have fun. Just keep a level head cos sometimes Julian needs that. Uuuh 8/10 befriend Julian and go on some adventures!

Jumin Han: Uhm Jumin is kinda hard to figure out at first. Ngl he’s intimidating asf. That’s okay. He’s got that effect on people. But honestly he’s not so bad. First and foremost you gotta be chill with Elizabeth. That’s his bby (aside from me). If you don’t like Elizabeth then he won’t like you. Plain n simple. Do you like cat puns? You’re gonna get some of those. They’re actually kinda funny, but maybe I’m just biased. He’s a dork once you get to know him. Reminder that Jumin is a rich bih, but do n o t simply be in this friendship for the money cos that’s the quickest way to get on his bad side. And you don’t want that. So 7/10 befriend him! And befriend Elizabeth too!

Zen/ Hyun Ryu: Zen! He’s a nice guy! Very charismatic. Charming. Almost too a fault- nah but seriously he’s a good friend. You need a workout buddy? He’s your guy. Wanna help him practice some lines for his next role? Awesome. Attend his shows!! He’ll be ecstatic!! But also just be genuine about your friendship. His star power may or may not leave you a little startstruck, but just remember he’s still a human too and he needs a friend that he can just be himself with. Pls do not bring any cats around this poor man he’ll be firing off sneezing like nobody’s business. And if you don’t like cats then perfect! Y’all can revel in your distaste for cats together! 9/10 be his friend but be chill about it!

Yasuhiro Hagakure: Hiro is a great friend!! He’s goofy. Kinda quirky in his beliefs and conspiracies, but will be greatly appreciative if you take the time to listen to them and not write them off. Do not affiliate him or his fortune telling with the cult tho! Invite him over to watch a horror movie and tell him it’s a psychological thriller or something. He will not have fun, but you will whilst watching his reactions. He’ll be mad for a while but it’s okay he’ll get over it. He doesn’t like it! Will read your fortune for a discounted price of a $100.. but only cos your ur his friend. Also he wasn’t kidding about that $100 he rly needs it. Listen, he’s generally a good person, but he’s crafty so don’t let him fool you into selling your organs for him or some shit like that. All in all 6/10 befriend Hiro and don’t let him rope you into his schemes to get rid of his debt!!

[luciel-7]

Eat the rich✨

Jumin.. watch out 👀👀 I’m getting hungry~ 😌👉🏻👈🏻

[jihyunskim]

Do you regret falling in love with your friend? Does it sting, V?

Oh, we're fine now. It's bittersweet, but I'll always cherish Jumin and I's relationship. It truly is something so rare that no one understands when they look in from the outside. It doesn't sting, no. I don't regret it either, because in some way I'll always love him.