#jumpy's rambles

[jumpy-b]

Smash is so fucking funny. It's one of the biggest crossovers on the planet. It didn't have a pause menu until 2018. One of its entries is still played competitively to this day despite being a GameCube game. That one was developed in 13 months. The animations and character designs are well-thought-out, with a mix of faithfulness to the og titles and a distinct visual identity. If you jumped as a certain character you could start t posing. Its ideas are so popular they have made it into their origins. They gave a healer all the attacking moves.

[jumpy-b]

The PrincessRBN is a hint towards Transfem Ralsei.

Reasons:

The other ribbons so far are pink, white and blue, that's literally how they're described

all of those have strong associations with Ralsei, in part due to the game putting them on her (check a fresh ch2 save for that) and in part due to the very elaborate reactions she has towards them (the Blue Ribbon has SIXTEEN UNIQUE PIECES of equip text)

On that last note, the Twin Ribbon's description states "you'll have to tie your hair in pigtails", and Ralsei's reaction to it is "try around my horns!"

Onto the Princess Ribbon itself, we still don't know about a single PRINCESS in utdr. The closest there is is Mettaton in that one sce- wait fuck

TANGENT: METTATON'S DRESS

Mettaton is the closest to a princess in utdr and he wears a dress almost identical to the one on the Mannequin

Ralsei says the mannequin's dress is cute

There is also another Mannequin in hometown, dressed up as Ralsei.

Back on topic

Ralsei's equip text for the item is "Cute! (Gloves don't fit)". She wears something that is definitely a symbol of femininity, while saying it doesn't fully fit her.

Ralsei is implied to be amorphous. She turns into a pile of fluff, her face changes when she takes off her hat, and she can fit in a whole horse costume by herself

If Ralsei can change shape, why wouldn't she be able to put on the gloves????

I'm not saying Ralsei is definitely transfem because of a few ribbons, I'm just saying she's repeatedly being shown to embrace symbols of femininity even if they don't fully fit her. The supposed Prince of the Dark, as foretold by fate itself, puts on literal princess's clothing even when it doesn't fully fit her.

I have further thoughts about the prophecy and how it relates to this (long story short Ralsei isn't alone in the dark so why would she still be required to be a prince) but that's beyond the scope of this post and my hands already hurt somehow

[jumpy-b]

Friend inside me.

[jumpy-b]

Imagine having a prophecy that talks ostensibly about you and ppl you know engraved in your mind and the first thing it says about you is "lmao lonely-ass loser"

[jumpy-b]

FAT BITCHES ENTHUSIASTS REJOICE!!!!!!

[jumpy-b]

Pearl didn't FUMBLE a bbw it's not her fault that her wife KILLES HERSELF

[jumpy-b]

Me looking at other ppl's art: "the tasteful imperfections, the small mistakes, that's just the best part! Even if unintentional, these are signs of the author's humanity and add character to their work!"

Me drawing: "if I let a single mistake slip by I'm blowing up the moon"

[jumpy-b]

Gay guy with a big dick who always goes for the obvious joke, call that a low-hanging fruit