Ass too fat for tumblr to handle

blog appearance is still a wip don't judge me 🙏

[jumpy-b]

Blog Intro

Name: Jumpy/v2

Nationality: Brazilian

Pronouns: he/she

Age: adult

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[jumpy-b]

Anyways I'm not happy that Spain won I'm happy that Argentina lost

[manuciruja]

the recent trend to hate on argentina and to characterize doing so as woke has allowed many first worlders to show their true colors. as soon as you all seem to get the 'green light' that hating on a third world country is acceptable you stop hiding your disdain and xenophobia. this and the "calling ice" jokes show you don't actually give two shits about racism or cheating or whatever, you just want a socially acceptable way to hate on latin americans

[jumpy-b]

White Global Northerners will see a country that's fucked up in part bc of THEIR imperialism and start laughing at them

[vanglaggle]

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doyoulikethischaracterdesign]

Vapula from Tokyo Afterschool Summoners

"Based off the demon Vapula in the Ars Goetia (who is depicted as a winged lion hence his appearance). He can make golems with the collection of grimoires he possesses."

Do you like this character design?

Yes

No

It's Complicated

Voting ended onJul 14

[doyoulikethischaracterdesign]

🫵 ✅ YOU like this character design, according to 67 out of 138 voters.

[the-swaggy]

Hey guys I think my game's broken!

[gertritude-art]

just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

[gertritude-art]

compare any oc of mine to a hetalian again and the next message you'll get from me is a ransom note

[cartoonblink-deactivated2024112]

cool sites to go to just in case YAHOO GOES TOO F A R

clubpenguin.com: just like tumblr but ur a peguin and u need ur parents permission. also theres an igloo.

neopets.com:  literally tumblr holy shit

webkinz.com: like tumblr but focuses mainly on art so if youre an artist this is a good place for you

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[thysilus]

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

[pirateprincessjess]

Shower Surge to a friend and her first reaction was to send me a picture of goofy from kingdom hearts. I don’t know how to process this

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[doyouknowthisfemalecharavoice]

Visit Original Link

TRANSCRIPT . . . " Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one room full of air: When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. " " Well done, here come the test results... You are a horrible person. That's what it says, a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. "

Do you know this female character?

Yes.

I know the quote, but not the character.

I know the voice actor, but not the character.

No, I know nothing about this.

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

! ! ! DO NOT SPOIL THE CHARACTER OR VOICE ACTOR IN THE NOTES. Thank you

[im-fostering-it292]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[future-crab]

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

[fearoftheminotaur]

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]