#jumpymushrooms

[the-king-of-cups]

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd miss #jumpymushrooms 's poking-me-with-anything-she-could version of entertaining herself while travelling but at least it's better that I-will-immediately-fall-asleep-have-fun Also, can someone with Siri find out what happens if you ask it "Who's your daddy?" I need to know... For science.

[the-king-of-cups]

The flock of chicken dwarves

Let’s murder Christian Grey and frame Edward Cullen

The guy that steals socks

Alex talks lore for twenty solid minutes

Taavi

Milo falls off the alienage wall - takes no damage

Half an hour spent on deciding the most fitting way to brutally murder the backstabber

Sil is still in love with a ghost

Everyone ships Lida and Phillippe