#jungyoungell

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[limo pulls up to Jung]

Guy in Limo: If you care about your friend, you’ll get in this car.

Jung: Which friend?

Guy in Limo: Sungjun.

Jung: [walks away]

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Satan: Hey, so I bought your soul last month and -

Jung: No returns.

Satan: Please, it's making me sad.

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Ediie: my favorite words are "cancelled" and "free"

Jung: free pizza is cancelled

Eddie: why would you even say something like that

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Eddie: You remind me of the ocean.

Jung: Why the ocean?

Eddie: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Jung: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?

Chae: One. One person.

Jung: Are you sure?

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[texting]

Eddie: you will machete through this!

Eddie: *make it

Eddie: fuck please don’t machete your way through this

Jung: Too late.

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Jung: I have no parental figures telling me not to buy this snake...

Mama Lim: It’s me. I am that figure. I’m telling you now, do not buy that snake.

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Eddie: I am a jellyfish…

Jung: Brainless?

Eddie: It’s because i’m squishy and- WAIT WHAT