James Randai's File
Hello, my name is James Randal, although legally it's James Randai since the printer they used ran out of ink. I'm 42 years old. I'm a vegetarian, and my favourite food is a falafel :)
I go by James, Mr. Randal, Jim, Jimmy, mostly Junior since I don't want to keep being called by my dad's name. My dad walked out on me at 3 years old and he just happened to also be named James. Screw him. Ruined my name.
I've been in a submarine since around... 2017? But anyways, I was there as a chef for three other guys and I only recently got out, so I'm trying to socialise again!
I like to fish on the weekend and was originally hoping on becoming a comedian... But now I'm trying to hide from a group of some loonies... I've already been forced to defend myself multiple times... so if you happen to be one of those guys, just know that I know my rights and I will call the cops on your ass! or stab you if they don't show...
My Tags:
#ranting and hollering (my text posts)
#new york newspaper (my images)
#a big one! 🎣 (my reblogs)
#my daily dose of socialising (for any questions I get)
#fishing for chats (for when I interact with other people)