Wait now I’m interested, can you rank your favorite polyamorous ships?
absolutely.
1. Fapezberry. I ship Pezberry. I ship Faberry. so why not both? they'd be adorable, and I think that they'd function pretty well as a couple. Rachel needs people that are able to anchor her to earth, and Quinn and Santana would be great at that. on top of that, Santana needs someone who's willing to call her out on her worst behavior, and Rachel and Quinn have always done that, although Quinn's ability at calling her out in a productive way would have to be fine tuned. Quinn needs people who would support her through her bad mental health days, and while Santana might be a bit of a bitch, she'd be a great shoulder to lean on, and so would Rachel. Rachel is actually pretty good at providing comfort and nobody ever really talks about it. on top of that, they'd be the most supportive couple. Santana and Rachel would probably go into some form of show business, and Quinn would absolutely be their number one supporter. my biggest issue with relationships like St. Berry and Brittana is that they have built a bubble where they enable each others worst behavior and never call each other out. I don't personally think that Fapezberry would have this issue.
2. Jarlique. oh, Jake and Marley? did you mean to say the Unique Adams Defense Squad?? because that's what they'd be. they'd all be so supportive of each other, they already are in canon. Unique is canonically attracted to Jake, and you'd be hard pressed to find me an example that doesn't support my theory that Jake has feelings for her as well. and Jake and Unique are the biggest Marley Rose simps, so obviously that'd carry over into their relationship. also, the communication??? it'd be top notch. I love them.
3. Faberritina. Quinn, Rachel, and Tina. I dunno why. all of the girls have enough chemistry with each other for them to work, so I don't see why not. Tina would probably be able to introduce them to their first healthy relationship, honestly. she'd be like, "hey, we should talk about this, this is clearly really bothering you guys," and both Quinn and Rachel would be like, "huh???" at this point, my main ship is Quinn and Rachel x A Healthy Relationship.
4. Artike. listen, all of their problems would've been solved if they'd just gotten together. Mike would help Artie be more connected to his relationships, Tina would be the great girlfriend that she always is, and Artie would be the rock that grounded the two. I like them. all three of them are pretty great communicators, so they'd probably rarely have any arguments, and not because they didn't want to start problems with each other, but just because there would probably be very little to argue about.
honorable mention, but Kurt, Blaine, and Sam intrigue me as a couple.
