#jarlique

[jarley]

hear me out: marleyuniquejake

[angelhummel]

Ship Bingo: Pezberry & Jarlique

Pezberry! Obviously a huge otp of mine and we actually made bingo! Three times!

Jarlique! It doesn't look like I have many feels about them but they are one of my faves also. Honestly the only ot3 I ship lol

[actually-correct-glee]

Unique: That needs a LOT of honey to be better, oh my gosh, that’s TERRIBLE

Jake: But that would take away from the hemp taste

Marley: IS THIS WHAT HEMP TASTES LIKE??

Jake: WHY WOULD I KNOW

[foxiny3-moved]

which glee characters do you think would watch jatp 🤔

Thanks Ana!

They’d worship it and demand Netflix for a season two:

Sam

I am saying this with my entire goddamn chest. His favorite character would be Reggie (my bi kings) and he’d be attracted to Willie. He tweets about how he would fight Caleb in a Denny’s parking lot. I’m pretty sure he would write fanfic too.

Marley

She’d love everything about it. She’d find inspiration to write more songs and she would love Luke.

Blaine

I can’t explain this one. He would write fanfic with Sam.

Watches it, loves it:

Mercedes

She’d see Sam watching it once and decide to join him. She would love it and follow all the cast on social media.

Jake and Unique

Marley would force them to watch it and they’d love the songs and despise Caleb’s bitchass. The three of them sing and make fun of Caleb together 🥰

Quinn

She would randomly decide to watch it on Netflix one day and get hooked. She updates Mercedes with her thoughts on every episode.

Puck

I don’t have an explanation for this one either.

Not a huge fan:

Kurt

Mercedes would get him to watch it. He doesn’t see the appeal.

Artie

He only watched the first episode. Nothing beyond that.

Would hate it for some goddamn reason:

Finn

He heard that Alex was gay.

That’s it!

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Wait now I’m interested, can you rank your favorite polyamorous ships?

absolutely.

1. Fapezberry. I ship Pezberry. I ship Faberry. so why not both? they'd be adorable, and I think that they'd function pretty well as a couple. Rachel needs people that are able to anchor her to earth, and Quinn and Santana would be great at that. on top of that, Santana needs someone who's willing to call her out on her worst behavior, and Rachel and Quinn have always done that, although Quinn's ability at calling her out in a productive way would have to be fine tuned. Quinn needs people who would support her through her bad mental health days, and while Santana might be a bit of a bitch, she'd be a great shoulder to lean on, and so would Rachel. Rachel is actually pretty good at providing comfort and nobody ever really talks about it. on top of that, they'd be the most supportive couple. Santana and Rachel would probably go into some form of show business, and Quinn would absolutely be their number one supporter. my biggest issue with relationships like St. Berry and Brittana is that they have built a bubble where they enable each others worst behavior and never call each other out. I don't personally think that Fapezberry would have this issue.

2. Jarlique. oh, Jake and Marley? did you mean to say the Unique Adams Defense Squad?? because that's what they'd be. they'd all be so supportive of each other, they already are in canon. Unique is canonically attracted to Jake, and you'd be hard pressed to find me an example that doesn't support my theory that Jake has feelings for her as well. and Jake and Unique are the biggest Marley Rose simps, so obviously that'd carry over into their relationship. also, the communication??? it'd be top notch. I love them.

3. Faberritina. Quinn, Rachel, and Tina. I dunno why. all of the girls have enough chemistry with each other for them to work, so I don't see why not. Tina would probably be able to introduce them to their first healthy relationship, honestly. she'd be like, "hey, we should talk about this, this is clearly really bothering you guys," and both Quinn and Rachel would be like, "huh???" at this point, my main ship is Quinn and Rachel x A Healthy Relationship.

4. Artike. listen, all of their problems would've been solved if they'd just gotten together. Mike would help Artie be more connected to his relationships, Tina would be the great girlfriend that she always is, and Artie would be the rock that grounded the two. I like them. all three of them are pretty great communicators, so they'd probably rarely have any arguments, and not because they didn't want to start problems with each other, but just because there would probably be very little to argue about.

honorable mention, but Kurt, Blaine, and Sam intrigue me as a couple.

[von-frappe]

idk how to explain this bur Marley Rose, Unique Adams and Jake Puckerman were all in love with each other

[kkshowtunes]

[jarley]

I think Marley is the one that initially brings up the idea of adding Unique to the relationship. She likes Jake and knows she does but the more she and Unique have gotten to know each other she starts to realize she is feeling the same way towards her. Jake is a little confused at first but he thinks Unique is cool and decides it’s worth trying out. What he doesn’t expect is how hard he ends up falling for her as well