#junkduckspeaks

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Alas, no booty tennis shorts Rat or speedo Hog this summer games:

But the new Mei skin is cute AF!!!!

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“In some strange tail crossover dimension, Moira and Junkrat got into a drunken, disastrous one-night stand and produced a monstrosity. 😨”

So my little sister got me into watching this kickass anime called Hunter x Hunter. My mind went wild when I saw this weird-ass clown named Hisoka and I-

(Sorry if the JPEG is a bit small. Microsoft Paint sucks monkey balls lol)

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Two Moods I Have About This Junkfood Skin

This:

and

I still love my rat bae. <3

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*~* When Junkfood Junkrat arrives *~*

(This was the first song that popped in my head when I saw the skin! I’M SO SORRY!)

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After looking at fool rat art yesterday, I’m now craving a “Medieval Times” Overwatch event. 

I want all the knights, swords, princesses, horses, wizards, debauchery, the plague, and other medieval stuff. 

Pls Jeff.

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LOL! You’re welcome, @yourglassdoll

It’s been too long since I’ve actually updated the list. I’ll make sure to do it more often (if real life doesn’t get in the way too much lol). ;-)

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Hey, can I have The Shape of Water but with Shark Mako? 

(Thinking of Shark!Mako from @mozg-art​ )

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Yo, WTF is this Post + Business?

Can someone give me the cliff’s notes version? I’m away from Tumblr for one hot second and it bubbles up like overcooked rice lol