The “New” Elf on the Shelf
You roll your eyes every year at your parents’ elf on the shelf warnings until you sneak downstairs to find a 6′5′’ green rat man chilling by your fireplace.
You: *sneaking downstairs to peek at the presents*
Junkrat: “The f$@k ya’ doing? Get yer ass back upstairs!”
You: !?!?!?!
*~*The Slightly Sensual Version (for thirsty fans)*~*
You: *sneaking downstairs to peek at the presents*
Junkrat: “Somebody wants a red bottom this Christmas...” >:-)
You:












