OKAY SO THOUGHTS ON JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH!!
Actually... this was a solid fucking movie. I have to rate it above Jurassic World, because I actually watched the whole thing and nothing ruined it for me, but JW I have to turn off 15min before the end otherwise it pisses me off. The plot makes sense, is reasonably compelling, and I actually liked and cared about the characters!
The advertising for this is misleading. It claims to happen "at a research lab for the original park" which. I mean maybe it was but that's not when it's contextualised. What it actually is, is Wu's lab for creating and refining genetic hybrids, so we're going back to the Jurassic World logic of "there are not dinosaurs they're genetically engineered monsters", but this time without really pretending they're real dinosaurs. Which immediately made me much more okay with the premise, and makes a lot of sense.
The "genetics from living dinosaurs" thing was a little contrived, but not outside the realm of suspension of disbelief. Classic bit of capitalist bribery to get characters to the island makes sense, and I do enjoy that the palaeontologist is pretty much there just because he wants to see real living dinosaurs. Unfortunately... yeah. That trap would catch us.
I'm glad there wasn't a romance plot, or at least not an emphasised one. I loved the focus on family. Speaking of the family, I have seen whispers of people being mad about their inclusion, but they were great! The actors were good, the relationships were interesting, and I didn't hate the kids *coughs, glances at Zach and Grey*. Loomis was great, I loved his genuine awe and excitement at each dinosaur. It's actually kind of refreshing to see someone looking at these animals, even in somewhat dangerous situations, even the carnivores, and being excited and happy about it.
The pacing was really nice. There were quiet moments. There were moments of levity. Things were allowed to sit sometimes, and we weren't immediately shepherded off to the Big Bad. There were plenty of non-dino focused moments which helped the characters. There was good suspense, there was good horror. Some of the 'censored gore' moment were really interesting - RIP that guy eaten by the Quetz.
Some of their dino/pterosaur/prehistoric animal designs were really good too!! I enjoyed the Titanosaurs, speculative but fun. Their Quetz looked interesting. I LOVED the little Anuragnathus! I wanted more of him!!! There was also what looked like a brightly coloured Compy, that was awesome!! Aquilops was not as ugly as I was worried it would be!! I admire them for holding back from the raptors, that was a good choice, and the Mutadons were very interesting, though I would have loved more discussion of them and what they were made of. The D. rex was fine, could have done without him but meh.
The complaints I have - and there's a handful - are mostly small and nitpicky, and they're problems that don't destroy my enjoyment of the movie. So overall, actually, I rate this movie pretty well!! I enjoyed it, I thought it was good, I will probably watch it again!