#jurassic posting

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I’m planning a visit, what disability accommodations are available? Do you have quiet sensory rooms?

We have strived to make our park as accomodating and widely accessible as possible, so that everyone can enjoy life 65 million years ago. We have plenty of wheelchair ramps, lifts, accessible bathrooms, audio-described tours, subtitled displays, employees with sign language, alternative queues, access for service animals, quiet rooms, etc.

Although please be aware that the quiet sensory rooms may or may not include quiet sensory dinosaurs. Enter at your own risk.

[tigwex]

happy sunday ... big ass quetzalcoatlus aviary i built today for my modded prehistoric bird park :)

bonus less impressive argentavis aviary under readmore

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my new year's resolution is to prevent any dinosaurs from escaping. please

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Who let a t rex on tumblr?

Unfortunately, the T-Rex is unable to read or write, but that doesn't mean she isn't still incredibly smart! The Velociraptors on the other hand.... It was a mistake to give them Twitter....

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Have you tried feeding the dinos a few dino nuggies?

Their reaction?

This is an excellent suggestion! We chose some of our best behaved dinosaur of the week to receive some treats.

Dilophosaurus: Ate all three and was on her best behaviour!

Allosaurus: Sniffed them, but decided she preferred goat instead. A wise choice.

Velociraptors: Didn't give them any, because they recently ate my colleague's arm, and are in time out.

T-Rex: "Eating these so-called 'dino nuggies' inspires in me a deep and profound sense of history, belonging and succession in a turmoil-filled world, where an action can send ripples through time by cause and effect, leading the hands of evolution to hone species adapted to their ecological niche in a complex web of interconnected environmental relationships, shaped further by the manipulation of meat and matter into something so different, yet resembling something that once was."

Just kidding, she said rawrr, then ate Pete.

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How come the raptors got a whole bull but the Rex got a goat? Shouldn't it be the other way around? No wonder she keeps eating the workers! Poor girl is hungry

*checks food supplies* *checks food supplies again* Ah.

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Are the dinosaurs fully aware they exist?

are any of us really like come on now who are we in this ever expanding univer- yes they are

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Which dino is best to feed someone I don't like?

everyone forgets about our spinosaurus. like okay, maybe she isn't as big as rexy, or as flashy as the velociraptors, but she still deserves a treat every now and then.