#jusj

[cassygoneewilde-blog]

That name was an accident, I was obviously thinking about the movie babe.

See, normally I would say sure it was in a sarcastic manner because it totally wasn’t what you were thinking at all. But you are you, Babe was a pig who lived on a farm and there were probably goats on that farm so it doesn’t surprise me at all. But, babe- yes. 

[cassygoneewilde-blog]

I feel as though I need to point out that you're singing a song about an STD. Babe, no.

... What? No, say it ain’t so. I feel like you’ve just taken my childhood and smashed it because I had no idea it was about that. Why would they do that, and why make it so catchy.

[cassygoneewilde-blog]

Julian St James - Not Julian

Well not Julian, this St James is a dork, has a thing for goats that I’ll never understand and honestly it’s worrying me. I half expect to walk in on him naked and looking at goat pictures. He also has a unhealthy relationship with a pillow. And yet, it’s still a turn on. I need to reevaluate my life clearly.

[jackedstjames]

[ texts ] jessian

Julian: Serious question, you and Minnie Berry. Am I safe to pursue or am I going to run into issues?

Jesse: As long as you don't mind potentially being told almost two weeks later that you made her feel very uncomfortable and she regrets sleeping with you...

Jesse: Sure, pursue away, brother.

[jackedstjames]

[ ig ] jessian

@kingjulian: Oh look, we’re in the same place. Let the stalking commence. #brotherlybonding

@jackedstjames: Feel free to stalk the hallway outside my apartment to your heart's content because I'll be sleeping.