#just anon

[strawbxrrypies]

second favourite lifer or hermit?

that's oddly specific. I'd have to say scott though :3

[demonic-radio]

Personally, other than a tomato (which is new to my knowledge), I think I've heard others label you as a strawberry pimp because of your red outfit.

Not me though, I think you look pretty dashing and fit with hell's atmosphere. 🤷‍♀️

- Just Anon

"Great job using your eyes."

While this anon was fine, the fact that so many people likened him to fruit was still irritating.

[iwontknowyouanymore]

no offense but you have shit takes on a lot of black clover things

listeeeen my takes are about as lustrous✨ as the people who are writing reams of self-insert porn for hungry readers thinking it’s the next great american novel (as my cousin @holyferal once noted), but like!!! it’s cool!!! you reserve the right to enjoy this fandom any way you want!!! we’re all valid!

except you anon, go to your room and think about why some pasty cishet white man from some dumb anime about pasty cishet white people oppressing their citizens written by some dumb twink got you SOOO fucked up. are you kinning with white man fuegoleon? head of the noble inbred house of vermillion? product of two cousins who probably only pretend to like each other while sleeping with their respective secretaries? if so... then it’s ok ✨we’re all garbage, just unclench and enjoy the ride

[jhjydjydngdaq]

👀🔪 

[sirescumbag]

Anon Very Cool has lost her cool (and made some puns) and became a happy mess because your response is,,,, WHERE DO I START cuz it's just ??!!?) #! $($ my god it's just so amazing to see authors being happy bcuz of the their followers and it was so cool,,, i think u are a very cool person. and I, Anon Very Cool, would say that even cooler than me . that's it . thank u very much .

also being just Anon sounds also really cool !!!

My Dearest Anon,

You have my deepest apologies for this extremely late response. You bestowed upon me a most kind message and puns and my repayment is months of absence,, rest assured your message has been on my mind since the day you have posted dear Anon, I have not and will not forget you :,,,)

I am pleased times three to see you back :DDD a very cool occurrence if I may say it ;)

Ohhh goodnesss Anon Very Cool you flatterer oh my,,, yet again you have left me in awe of the multitude of kind words people have to say to me, follower or not :,,) if there was ever a coolness competition, you have doubtless dominated every time-- u are a champion of coolness that flatters me with your mere presence

and last but not least, thank you for gracing me with your puns, I am honored

[strawbxrrypies]

:3

:D

[strawbxrrypies]

Do you actually eat strawberry pies and if so does that make you a canniable?

no I've actually never had a strawberry pie. they don't exist here as far as ik. or they're not like.. common. the closest I've come to a strawberry pie is the picture of the one that @aburntcookie made for me.. I didn't even get a bite lmao.

uh as for would that make me a cannibal... yeah....?!

I mean.. like yk those strawberry pastries? I've had one of those and I don't think that counts, but I didn't like how the strawberry part tasted, so I don't think I'd even like strawberry pie, and therefore I'm not too worried about cannibalism.

this ask was fun. thank you :)

[strawbxrrypies]

Nooo I don’t want to kill you I just wanna keep you safe and get cuddles

oh great yay that's okay then. you'll have to excuse me for questioning it, someone wanted to defenestrate me earlier :)