#just filthy

[v88sy]

I dunno. I have very minimal knowledge but I feel like Robby and Dr Park would have the most broody, toxic, messy situationship.

[contac]

[fidelishaereticus]

i just.....i can't bring myself to even want to cosplay without my hair. my luscious luscious locks. cover them with a wig???? HOW DARE YO U SUGGEST???? 8(

[360iris]

A man at my job is going through each cabinet in the break room and coughing OPEN MOUTH REPEATEDLY and it’s each time he opens and closes a cabinet 😭😭😭😭

YOU MUST DO TIME, YOU ABSOLUTE HEATHEN!!! TAKE HIM AWAY !!!!!

[guyfierimpreg]

people that draw kamukura with hinata-colored hair (cheering)

[pupa-returns-blog]

pEOPLE, aND i REALLY MEANT HUMANS, SEEM TO THINK i WOULD LIKE PEANUT BUTTER, bUT IT'S KIND OF REALLY SICK TO EVEN LOOK AT FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON, tHAT PEOPLE IMAGINE i WOULD LIKE IT,

[thischarmingand]

Jack/Gene, 9 and/or 14 ^_^

Gift shop, knick knack shop, curiosities shop, etc. AU

It is the summer between sophomore and junior years at Ryerson and since Eugene's journalism internship at Savour is the non-paying kind and Toronto rents are expensive he's making ends meet by working at the CN Tower gift shop.

Jack, who is on his first-ever non-European international trip, elects to go up the tower entirely to make a series of double entendres. He has something really good half worked up too, about how impressive it is that a city in Canada can manage such massive erections when it's freezing half the year, but most of it goes out his head when he gets to the front of the gift shop line with his postcards and sees about the most gorgeous guy ever waiting to take his $2.50 CDN. 

Most of it.

"It's great you have such massive erections," Jack says and Eugene ends up having to take his lunch break early because he can't stop howling with laughter long enough to serve anyone.

Jack comes back three more times that week (the first time he can't actually bring himself to go into the gift shop, so that's a wash). Eventually they go on a date somewhere else, but when they go back to Gene's place to make out for a bit there are so. many. jokes. 

Kissing booth AU

Jack and Eugene both get signed up by force to work the kissing booth to raise money for their campus LGBT association's winter formal. It's pretty awkward, but not quite as awkward as the way those two losers get super excited when each of them realizes the dude they've been checking out in their mandatory science elective is at least a little queer. 

[Am sleepy, so rest of these later!]