#just laughs

[i-skipped-childhood-for-trauma]

Don't mind me, I am just crying over evil witch sisters and their beloved book getting separated forever because they lost themselves as they grew up.

[lary-the-lizard]

A New Version of Fuck, Marry, Kill

It’s called *drum roll* Lick, Pick, or Kick. It’s exactly like Fuck, Marry, Kill except no one has dies-depending on how hard you kick them- and instead of marrying you can just pick them, like as someone you want in your life. Lick, as in, someone you’d really like to lick because the horny brain makes no sense.

[racingseries]

Seb: You take care of Esteban.

Max: But how do I make it look like an accident?

Seb: I'm not saying murder. Just talk to him like a normal person.

[scion-renais]

I finally realized what the Lyn Vs. Camilla incident reminds me of t h i s -

[lavender-ages]

BREAKING NEWS: Porco's saltiness is lost!!

(from a rich and funny conversation with @shinigami-of-van-eltia)

[clexa-kru]

Bellamy?

Half of the clexa fandom: aw what a cutie, he and lexa would be such a good brotp

The other half: how dare you utter the name of that devil incarnate to me

[cestvreth]

Whenever some random dudes approach you it's always the question if they are just being friendly or what more from you.

When they ask if you're going to a party and they respond disappointed, then they probably want more then being just friendly. But they accepted the no, wished us a good trip back home and continued whatever they were doibg.