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y'know in middle school i made a jerkoff motion to a friend of mine and he said something to the effect of "you don't actually jerk off that hard. that would hurt". setting aside his obnoxious habit of dictating wrong facts about my own life to me, i have thought about how hard i jerk it and i've heard that apparently some guys get so used to jacking it super hard that when they actually have sex that they straight up can't finish. obviously i have no idea if that'll be me, but when i try to jerk it by keeping my hand still and just thrusting with my hips it takes so long that i get frustrated and give up and do it normal style. so, there's a good chance i'll last a good amount of time, right??? i like to think i'm doing the sexual equivalent of training in 100x earth's gravity, just like goku.